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| >Sharty thread is made in order to raid the GLITCHX event, which is weird becuase most raids even planned ones happen only a few days before the actual event. | | {{Gemerald}} |
| | {{IT'S OVER}} |
| | <poem> |
| | Our hope is not yet lost |
| | The ancient hope |
| | To return to the land of our soyduels |
| | The site where Soot encamped. |
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| >The raid is instantly snitched on by a "frogposter" who contacts gooseworx and the likes
| | As long as in his heart within, |
| | A soul of a 'teen still yearns, |
| | And onwards towards the ends of the 'net, |
| | His eye looks still to the sharty. |
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| >The raid, days later finally begins with the literal OP calling for a swat on GLITCHX, which is only shat down when froot calls him out
| | As long as gems from our threads |
| | Flow like benevolent rain, |
| | And throngs of our xisters |
| | Still pay homage at the 'chives of our GETs. |
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| >Somehow, they know of this and email froot about it, which is borderline impossible unless someone was snitching
| | As long as our precious 'log |
| | Appears before our eyes, |
| | And over the destruction of our /qa/ |
| | An eye still wells up with tears. |
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| >The raid get's instantly snitched on everywhere and the youtube AMA raid filter btfos soyteens and they are forced to shit up their discord/twitter
| | As long as on the barren altchans |
| | The humbled soyduels mark, |
| | And among the splinters of the 'farty |
| | A chudcel of /qa/ still cries. |
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| >The discord raid then literally gets shutdown by /co/tard mods who had known of the raid and a literal fake frogposter who starts mocking soyteens in frog lingo.
| | As long as pure tears |
| | Flow from the eye of a nusoislutta |
| | And to mourn for /qa/ at the watch of night |
| | Xhe still rises in the middle of the nights. |
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| >They are also unable to do anything with gooseworxs doxxes and the pizza blacklists soyteens almost instantly, once again a snitch
| | As long as the feeling of love of board |
| | Throbs in the heart of a 'teen, |
| | We can still hope even today |
| | That a wrathful Allah may have mercy on us. |
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| >3 days later the sharty goes down
| | Hear, oh my xisters in the boards of exile, |
| | | The voice of one of our 'jakkers, |
| They watered their mouths and orgasmed when this place shut down and are going to do that again, they won't let us live becuase they consider the sharty an active threat to their massive tranny nest, and if it grows large enough could put an end to the dark ages of troon domination over the internet.
| | Who declares that only with the very last 'teen, |
| | | Only there is the end of our hope! |
| | | </poem> |
| NOTHING IS OVER, NOTHING!
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| this page has gyatt to be from ohio 💀
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| == You guys are retarded ==
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| [[File:19466 - 3soyjaks central intelligence agency clothes glasses glowie glowing green open mouth soyjak soyjak trio stretched mouth stubble suit sunglasses text variant gapejak variant markiplier soyjak variant ton.jpg|thumb|>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]
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| [[File:Redditplier.png|thumb|>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]
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| [[File:1680898760021265.png|thumb|>>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]
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| [[File:Yotsoba-soyjak.png|thumb|>>>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]
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| [[File:Hatikvah_instrumental.ogg]]
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| <big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''Winter's cityside, crystal bits of snowflakes
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| All around my head and in the wind
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| I had no illusions that I'd ever find
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| A glimpse of summer's heatwaves in your eyes
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| You did what you did to me
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| Now it's history I see
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| Here's my comeback on the road again
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| Things will happen while they can
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| I will wait here for my man tonight
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| It's easy when you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan, tonight
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| Big in Japan, be tight
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| Big in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blue
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| Big in Japan, alright
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| Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
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| Things are easy when you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan...
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| Neon on my naked skin
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| Passing silhouettes
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| Of strange illuminated mannequins
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| Shall I stay here at the zoo
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| Or shall I go and change my point of view
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| For other ugly scenes
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| You did what you did to me
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| Now it's history I see
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| Things will happen while they can
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| I will wait here for my man tonight
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| It's easy when you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan, tonight
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| Big in Japan, be tight
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| Big in Japan, ooh the Eastern sea's so blue
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| Big in Japan, alright
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| Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
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| Things are easy when you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan, tonight
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| Big in Japan, be tight
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| Big in Japan, ooh the Eastern sea's so blue
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| Big in Japan, alright
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| Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
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| Things are easy when you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan, tonight
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| Big in Japan, be tight
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| Big in Japan, ooh the Eastern sea's so blue
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| Big in Japan, alright
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| Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
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| Things are easy when you're big in Japan
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| When you're big in Japan'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
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| [[File:Cob_dance_not_fast.gif|center|750px]]
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| marge where are the DNBs
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| marge drum n bass sucks
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| [[File:30689 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|>>>>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]
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| [[File:16050_-_SoyBooru.jpg|thumb|>>>>>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]
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| [[File:18856 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|>>>>>>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?[[File:Greenery.png|thumb|Nigger[[File:NAP-andyjak.png|thumb|>>>>>>>>The 'arty has gone down a countless amount of times already, and it always went back up afterwards. What makes this case any different?]]]]soydueling on the wiki will never catch on]]
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| Failquote therefore I win
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| not over yet doe
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