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{{Gem}}Islam, also known as Pisslam, or Shitlam, is a brimstone religion made approximately 800 years ago. It was made up by a goatfucker known as Mohammed, better known as Maphammed. Like all shitskin religions, its holy book, the Quran, endorses pedophilia and killing children. It also prohibits you to drink water while standing up. The reason for the Ohio ah characteristics of this religion? Well, the original Quran has almost entirely been destroyed, tenfold than how much of the Bible was lost, by Assyrians and others, as well as all their original holy objects. Keyed Assyrians tbh. For some reason, instead of dying out after this, it came back, similar to a cockroach.
[[File:Arabmutt.png|thumb|>Islam is based because it's based around child rape or whatever]]
After a century or two of stolen valor from Europeans and being good at math, the Muslims' large and unsustainable empires fell apart, and after their successor, the Ottomans slowly declined, got beaten in wars against Rusaryans for a few hundred years, and collapsed all Muslim states were colonized by Europe, besides the holdout in Turkey. Sadly, after neoliberals and neoconservatives in America funded radical Islam groups and their insurgencies, they came back in full force.
Islam, as a religion, encompasses a wide range of beliefs and practices that shape the lives of its followers. It provides a comprehensive framework for personal and communal life, covering aspects such as worship, ethics, social justice, and family life. Muslims are encouraged to strive for righteousness, seek knowledge, and engage in acts of charity and compassion towards others. Furthermore, Islam promotes the concept of unity and brotherhood among its followers. Muslims are encouraged to establish strong bonds with fellow believers, fostering a sense of community and support. This is exemplified through congregational prayers, communal gatherings, and the observance of religious festivals, which serve as opportunities for Muslims to come together and strengthen their faith. One of the distinguishing characteristics of Islam is its emphasis on the preservation and authenticity of its sacred texts. Muslims firmly believe that the Quran has remained unchanged since its revelation, ensuring the absence of any corruption or alteration. While translations of the Quran exist in various languages to facilitate understanding for non-Arabic speakers, they are considered secondary to the original Arabic version. These translations are often regarded as useful tools for learning, but the true essence and beauty of the Quran is believed to be best experienced through the Arabic language. In summary, Islam is a monotheistic faith centered around the submission to Allah, as outlined in the Quran. Its followers, the Sunni Muslims, hold the Quran in the highest regard and believe it to be a divine revelation. The religion emphasizes the preservation of its sacred texts and encourages Muslims to lead righteous lives, adhering to the moral and ethical teachings of Islam. It also promotes unity and compassion, fostering a sense of community among its followers. The holy book of Islam is the Quran, which is considered the literal word of God as revealed to the prophet Muhammad. Muslims deeply revere the Quran and view it as a source of guidance and wisdom in all aspects of life. The Quran is believed to contain the divine teachings and instructions that were revealed to Muhammad over a span of more than two decades. It serves as a comprehensive guide for Muslims, providing them with moral, ethical, and legal principles to live by. Islam is a monotheistic religion that belongs to the Abrahamic faiths, which also include Christianity and Judaism. Its followers, known as Sunni Muslims, derive their name from the Arabic word "Muslim," which means "submitter." This term reflects the central belief in Islam, where individuals are encouraged to submit themselves entirely to Allah, the Arabic term for God. In essence, Islam teaches its adherents to surrender their will and desires to the will of Allah, acknowledging Him as the one true deity.
== Connection between Arabs and Hebrews ==
== Role in Terrorism ==
Arabs and Hebrews, both belonging to the Semitic lineage, share a kinship that transcends time. While some Europeans may attempt to adopt the Hebrew identity, their physical resemblance to Arabs pales in comparison. In their relentless pursuit, Europeans endeavor to manipulate perceptions, but their endeavors consistently prove futile.
Islam's followers, because it's a religion no one cares about, have to kill random people in order to have their fame, similar to attentionwhores and namefags on the Sharty, except without the killing and the terrorists being more annoying and pest-like. They've been doing this since the 70s, after the Soviets attempted to cause political instability in the East, and neo-Islamist movements began spreading. Plane bombings followed suit. Besides doing this for attention, they also commit terrorism because they are usually too incompetent to attack military targets.
== The Quran ==
After two decades of this, the U.S and NATO decided it was enough and bombed the shit out of Iraq and then invaded it, doing the same in Afghanistan and some central Asian countries along with Russia and the home governments. Russia also had some problems in Chechnya and Dagestan, however the Muslims there were white enough so that the two became allies. Some Mudslimes argue that they have [[Lee Goldson|the moral high ground]] because the U.S army has [[Faggot|fags]] and [[trannies]] in their ranks, however it just makes Islam an even more embarrassing fail, as they are losing against them.
The Quran, revered as the sacred text, encompasses the divine utterances of God Himself. Comprising a remarkable compilation of 114 Surahs, this Arabic scripture stands as an unparalleled work of literary excellence. Its original manuscript has withstood the test of time, remaining untainted by any alterations. While numerous translations exist, it is advised to approach the Quran in its original form, allowing for a profound immersion in the intricacies of Arabic grammar.
== The 5 Pillars ==
Islam extremism is also prominent on the internet, although their advocates are mostly discord kids who make an effort to NOT support the current thing because they still think it's funny, as a result of many of the official ISIS and other groups' websites being taken down or being dead and forever forgotten on Tor. As a result [[Chudjak|chuds]] get arrested every now and then.
These 5 pillars are derived from the Hadiths, they are:
* The belief that "There is no god but God, and [[Muhammad]] is the Messenger of God"
== The Good ==
* Praying 5 times a day, at fajr (dawn), dhuhr (noon), asr (afternoon), maghrib (sunset), and isha (night)
Islam promotes killing degenerates and Jews so that's cool but that's about it.
* Donating 2.5% of wealth the poor yearly (livestock have specific rules)
* Fasting ramadan from fajr until maghrib
* Go on a pilgrimage to mecca (for those able to)
Each of these pillars have more in-depth rules that you can research somewhere else, not the [[Soyjak wiki|bald man with glasses wiki]].
The majority of Muslims are comprised of individuals from Arab and Indonesian backgrounds, however, it is important to note that anyone, regardless of their ethnic or cultural background, has the ability to embrace the Islamic faith.
The early Muslim conquests played a crucial role in the widespread adoption of Islam. By the time the 8th century CE rolled around, the Umayyad Caliphate had expanded its influence from Muslim Iberia in the west all the way to the Indus River in the east. Various powerful entities, including the Umayyad and Abbasid caliphates (which ruled over the Middle East, Spain, and Southern Italy), the Fatimids, Seljuks, Ayyubids, and Mamluks, emerged as influential forces in the global arena. Notably, empires like the Samanids, Ghaznavids, and Ghurids, which were highly influenced by Persian culture, made significant contributions to technological advancements and administrative innovations. This period, known as the Islamic Golden Age, witnessed the flourishing of numerous centers of culture and scientific advancements. It gave birth to exceptional polymaths, astronomers, mathematicians, physicians, and philosophers who left their mark during the Middle Ages.
== The Four Main Madhhabs of islam ==
The Major Sunni ''maddhabs'' are Hanafi, Maliki, Shafi'i and Hanbali.
== Sects ==
It is advised that Muslims do not divide between sects.
== Is Islam A terrorist Religion? ==
In observing the unwavering commitment of Muslims to protect their faith, even at the cost of their own lives, and their resolute stance against those who show disrespect towards Allah ﷻ, it is often misconstrued as terrorism. However, when a Christian individual perpetrates a horrific act of violence against innocent Muslims within a mosque, as tragically witnessed in the case of New Zealand, it is merely referred to as a shooting incident. It is imperative that we exercise caution and refrain from provoking individuals based on their religious beliefs, as any resulting consequences should not be hastily labeled as acts of terrorism.
== Language ==
[[File:Message_of_the_Quran_by_Dr_Muhammad_Asad_(z-lib.org).pdf|thumb|A translation and interpretation of the Quran in English.]]
=== Common Vocabulary<ref>https://myislam.org/glossary-islamic-terms-and-phrases/</ref> ===
'''Allahu Akbar''' - Literally "God is great".
[[File:Sawarim_Djihad.webm|thumb|Sawarim Djihad, an example of an overused nasheed.]]
'''Nasheed''' - A '''nasheed''' (Arabic: singular نشيد '<nowiki/>'''nashīd'<nowiki/>''', plural أناشيد '<nowiki/>'''anāshīd'''', meaning: "chants") is a work of vocal music that is either sung ''a cappella'' or with instruments, according to a particular style or tradition within Islam. Nasheeds are sometimes uploaded to soyjak.party. It has been pointed out the word sounds similar to '''"sneed"'''.
'''Hadith -''' sayings of the Prophet Muhamad that were recorded by his companions and later collected and preserved for later generations. Some of them elaborate on teachings, beliefs, or verses in the Qur’an <s>due to retarded authenticity problems (in other words, Da'if hadiths)</s>.
'''Sunnah -''' The <s>()</s> example or practice of the Prophet Muhammad. Much of what is known about the Sunnah is from the collection of sayings or reports known as ''hadith'', or prophetic traditions.
'''Surah -''' A chapter of the Qur’an. There are 114 surahs in the Qur’an.
== Effect on the 'Party ==
[[Jew|Jews]], [[Christianity|Christians]] and [[Islam|Muslims]] hate each other despite being brothers in everything but name (See Jews and Arabs section). Hate threads among the groups are common on [[Soy/|/pol2/]]
=== Soot-era ===
''Further Reading: [[Soot#May 2021: Removal of the Islamic Culture Thread|Removal of the Islamic Culture Thread]]''
The 9th of May of 2021 a thread was made on /webm/ called the Islamic Culture thread (the proto-dawla) where anashid and videos of the mujahidin were posted. Soot deleted this thread and the next one recreating it. However, as earlier than the 15th of June of 2021, he changed his methodology and once again allowed Islamic threads on the 'party. For this, Islam had a rocky but ultimately good start during his rule.
=== Captain Coal ===
[[Captain Coal]] claims he's muslim but he also calls himself "CAPTAIN COAL ## ALLAH". He could have just been a kafir larping as muslim.
=== Kuz-era ===
Amir al-mu'minin [[Kuz]] was very close to Islam and Muslims and he gave Muslims a platform in the 'sharty, during his rule Islamic threads flourished unopposed and he regularly sent warm messages to the Muslims. For this, his administration is remembered for being the best one the 'sharty has ever had for Muslims.
In late December 2022, Kuz made a post on his telegram that said "Is Islam the way?"<ref name=":0" />, leading to the theories surrounding him being Muslim or considering Islam.
The 15th of February of 2023 Kuz did a Q&A in Kereste, a Turkish imageboard he was planning to buy, in which he said that Islam was the world's greatest religion and liked the Muslim call to prayer.<gallery>
File:Kuz on Syria.jpeg|Kuz replies to a question about Syria, expressing support for it. He does not give a clear answer to the question about whether or not he is Muslim.
File:Kuz on Islam.jpg|Kuz praises Islam and the adhan.
</gallery>
=== Doll-era ===
[[Doll]] largely maintained [[Kuzism|kuzist]] policies on Islam despite being a Christian, and even created [[/dawla/]] as a temporary board. So his tenure is not remembered for suppression against Islam and Muslims.
=== Froot-era ===
The spiteful kafir [[Froot]] is [[Sootbaiting#Frootbaiting????|notoriously]] opposed to Islam, with his lightest expressions towards Muslims being allowing an Islamic thread to exist but telling the poster to kill himself and the harshest being [[The Great Purge|initiating ban waves of Muslims after deceptively promising an Islamic board]] called [[50 Board Plan|/dawla/]], which he opened for a limited amount of time before banning every single poster that ever posted there (with some of his own kuffar caught in the crossfire for making anti-Islamic posts), after this he locked the board and pinned a video in it by crossdresser and attempted patricide (((David Wood))).
[[File:Frootisis.png|thumb|قطع رأس فروت لداعش]]
Muslims are heavily suppressed in the [[Froot|Fr✡️✡️t]] era, whereas simply speaking Arabic causes you to get banned<ref>https://archive.md/JbvWq#4612281</ref>, and making Islam threads causes your thread to be moved to /lgbt/ because "Child rape belongs in /lgbt/"<ref>he said that trust me bro</ref> ([[though]] rape is haram, but Fr✡️✡️t is too retarded to know that as the only channel he watches is the degeneracy advocate (((David Wood))).).
== Notable muslims ==
* [[Captain Coal]]
* the 'teen that doxed [[Nemlei]]<ref>i remember him making a thread about it or something</ref>
== The elephant in the room ==
[[File:٢٠٢٣١٠٠٩_٠٤٢٠١١.jpg|thumb|wite supremesy people wouldnt like this one]]
1:
Child marriage is bad. however aisha liked mohammed as well even after she grew old because he was a good person so its okay <===== kys pedophile
2:
9/11 wasnt the fault of all muslims grow up<=====Chuddies already know that da Joos did it doebeit
3:
if you really care for women rights in the islamic world why dont you do something in real life?<=====No one here gives a shit about womens right's doebeit.<======Allah does, chapter 4 of the quran titled "The Women" gives rights and laws for women<ref>https://quran.com/4</ref> that feminists wont really think about because they're too busy with their menstrual cycle
4:
David Wood is a literal sociopath who smashed his dad's head in with a hammer and is almost certainly a dispensationalist christian zionist thoughbeit.
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This page is a gem.
Islam, also known as Pisslam, or Shitlam, is a brimstone religion made approximately 800 years ago. It was made up by a goatfucker known as Mohammed, better known as Maphammed. Like all shitskin religions, its holy book, the Quran, endorses pedophilia and killing children. It also prohibits you to drink water while standing up. The reason for the Ohio ah characteristics of this religion? Well, the original Quran has almost entirely been destroyed, tenfold than how much of the Bible was lost, by Assyrians and others, as well as all their original holy objects. Keyed Assyrians tbh. For some reason, instead of dying out after this, it came back, similar to a cockroach.
TSMT
After a century or two of stolen valor from Europeans and being good at math, the Muslims' large and unsustainable empires fell apart, and after their successor, the Ottomans slowly declined, got beaten in wars against Rusaryans for a few hundred years, and collapsed all Muslim states were colonized by Europe, besides the holdout in Turkey. Sadly, after neoliberals and neoconservatives in America funded radical Islam groups and their insurgencies, they came back in full force.
Role in Terrorism
Islam's followers, because it's a religion no one cares about, have to kill random people in order to have their fame, similar to attentionwhores and namefags on the Sharty, except without the killing and the terrorists being more annoying and pest-like. They've been doing this since the 70s, after the Soviets attempted to cause political instability in the East, and neo-Islamist movements began spreading. Plane bombings followed suit. Besides doing this for attention, they also commit terrorism because they are usually too incompetent to attack military targets.
After two decades of this, the U.S and NATO decided it was enough and bombed the shit out of Iraq and then invaded it, doing the same in Afghanistan and some central Asian countries along with Russia and the home governments. Russia also had some problems in Chechnya and Dagestan, however the Muslims there were white enough so that the two became allies. Some Mudslimes argue that they have the moral high ground because the U.S army has fags and trannies in their ranks, however it just makes Islam an even more embarrassing fail, as they are losing against them.
Islam extremism is also prominent on the internet, although their advocates are mostly discord kids who make an effort to NOT support the current thing because they still think it's funny, as a result of many of the official ISIS and other groups' websites being taken down or being dead and forever forgotten on Tor. As a result chuds get arrested every now and then.
The Good
Islam promotes killing degenerates and Jews so that's cool but that's about it.
This page is a gem.
