Islam
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Islam, also known as Pisslam, or Shitlam, is a brimstone religion made approximately 800 years ago. It was made up by a goatfucker known as Mohammed, better known as Maphammed. Like all shitskin religions, its holy book, the Quran, endorses pedophilia and killing children. It also prohibits you to drink water while standing up. The reason for the Ohio ah characteristics of this religion? Well, the original Quran has almost entirely been destroyed, tenfold than how much of the Bible was lost, by Assyrians and others, as well as all their original holy objects. Keyed Assyrians tbh. For some reason, instead of dying out after this, it came back, similar to a cockroach.
After a century or two of stolen valor from Europeans and being good at math, the Muslims' large and unsustainable empires fell apart, and after their successor, the Ottomans slowly declined, got beaten in wars against Rusaryans for a few hundred years, and collapsed all Muslim states were colonized by Europe, besides the holdout in Turkey. Sadly, after neoliberals and neoconservatives in America funded radical Islam groups and their insurgencies, they came back in full force.
Role in Terrorism
Islam's followers, because it's a religion no one cares about, have to kill random people in order to have their fame, similar to attentionwhores and namefags on the Sharty, except without the killing and the terrorists being more annoying and pest-like. They've been doing this since the 70s, after the Soviets attempted to cause political instability in the East, and neo-Islamist movements began spreading. Plane bombings followed suit. Besides doing this for attention, they also commit terrorism because they are usually too incompetent to attack military targets.
After two decades of this, the U.S and NATO decided it was enough and bombed the shit out of Iraq and then invaded it, doing the same in Afghanistan and some central Asian countries along with Russia and the home governments. Russia also had some problems in Chechnya and Dagestan, however the Muslims there were white enough so that the two became allies. Some Mudslimes argue that they have the moral high ground because the U.S army has fags and trannies in their ranks, however it just makes Islam an even more embarrassing fail, as they are losing against them.
Islam extremism is also prominent on the internet, although their advocates are mostly discord kids who make an effort to NOT support the current thing because they still think it's funny, as a result of many of the official ISIS and other groups' websites being taken down or being dead and forever forgotten on Tor. As a result chuds get arrested every now and then.
The Good
Islam promotes killing degenerates and Jews so that's cool but that's about it.
Citations
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha
- ↑ https://quran.com/en/al-kahf/74
- ↑ https://www.iium.edu.my/deed/hadith/abudawood/020_sat.html#:~:text=Book%2020%2C%20Number%203708%3A,man%20should%20drink%20while%20standing.
