Islam
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Islam, also known as Pisslam, or Shitlam, is a brimstone religion made approximately 800 years ago. It was made up by a goatfucker known as Mohammed, better known as Maphammed. Like all shitskin religions, its holy book, the Quran, endorses pedophilia and killing children. It also prohibits you to drink water while standing up. The reason for the Ohio ah characteristics of this religion? Well, the original Quran has almost entirely been destroyed, tenfold than how much of the Bible was lost, by Assyrians and others, as well as all their original holy objects. Keyed Assyrians tbh. For some reason, instead of dying out after this, it came back, similar to a cockroach.
After a century or two of stolen valor from Europeans and being good at math, the Muslims' large and unsustainable empires fell apart, and after their successor, the Ottomans slowly declined, got beaten in wars against Rusaryans for a few hundred years, and collapsed all Muslim states were colonized by Europe, besides the holdout in Turkey. Sadly, after neoliberals and neoconservatives in America funded radical Islam groups and their insurgencies, they came back in full force.
Role in Terrorism
Islam's followers, because it's a religion no one cares about, have to kill random people in order to have their fame, similar to attentionwhores and namefags on the Sharty, except without the killing and the terrorists being more annoying and pest-like. They've been doing this since the 70s, after the Soviets attempted to cause political instability in the East, and neo-Islamist movements began spreading. Plane bombings followed suit. Besides doing this for attention, they also commit terrorism because they are usually too incompetent to attack military targets.
After two decades of this, the U.S and NATO decided it was enough and bombed the shit out of Iraq and then invaded it, doing the same in Afghanistan and some central Asian countries along with Russia and the home governments. Russia also had some problems in Chechnya and Dagestan, however the Muslims there were white enough so that the two became allies. Some Mudslimes argue that they have the moral high ground because the U.S army has fags and trannies in their ranks, however it just makes Islam an even more embarrassing fail, as they are losing against them.
Islam extremism is also prominent on the internet, although their advocates are mostly discord kids who make an effort to NOT support the current thing because they still think it's funny, as a result of many of the official ISIS and other groups' websites being taken down or being dead and forever forgotten on Tor. As a result chuds get arrested every now and then.
History
Muhammad was a brown pedophile shitskin who lived in the literal butthole of the world, an unreedemable place full of disgusting and inbred shitskins, full of sand and extremelly hot. One day, Muhammad decided to take his favorite goat for a lovely lovey love session in some random cave in the arabian desolated hellish landscape. As Muhammad tried to introduce his microscopic pecker, his goat accidentally pissed itself, which lead Muhammad to a brown moment (when a dumb and retarded shitskin gets irrationally angry over something), which led him to try to correct his goat into the traditional and bazed etiquette rule for muslim women. As Muhammad tried to hit his lover, he accidentally slipped on his goat's piss, hit his shitskin head onto the cave's rocky floor and had hallucinations about a camel telling him that, for each brown shitskin killed for pisslam, he would have 69 virgin goats in Jannah
(goats, muslim women, whatever, they all look and smell the same!) and then told it to his village, which was inhabited by shitskins who were, suprisingly, even dumber than him.
Muhammad died somewhere in Arabia, a fate even worse than hell, his followers spread all his teachings to the world and his people grew a lot! Unfortunately, we cannot say the same about their IQ.
>Allahu egbaaar! Allahu ackbbbaaar!!!
Effect on the 'Party
Being a mainly Christian website, always has been, Muslims are often seen as eccentric and alternative on the sharty, and this is apparent and visible throughout the Sharty's history.
Soot-era
Further Reading: Removal of the Islamic Culture Thread
The 9th of May of 2021 a thread was made on /webm/ called the Islamic Culture thread (the proto-dawla) where anashid and videos of the mujahidin were posted. Soot deleted this thread and the next one recreating it. However, as earlier than the 15th of June of 2021, he changed his methodology and once again allowed Islamic threads on the 'party. For this, Islam had a rocky but ultimately good start during his rule.
Kuz-era
Like many mutt mongrels after finding out that Christianity doesn't support their shitty world views and is heccin' mean to them, 'Kuz' the pedo decided to pretend to be Islam during the last few months of his larp on the Sharty. For '''some reason'''(kek) Muslims glorify and defend him because of this.
Doll-era
Doll largely maintained kuzist policies on Islam despite being a Christian, and even created /dawla/ as a temporary board. So his tenure is not remembered for suppression against Islam and Muslims.
Froot-era
Froot, being a Shitalian, knows all about the true nature of Muslims, like the ones from North Africa. As a result he was keyed for once and baited Muslims to the dawla board as part of his 50 board plan, and then banned them(even doe they all got unbanned and it was all larp). However the lolberteens(like me) protested against this, and he made free speech allowed, because slippery slope into 4cuck or something idk. It should be noted despite this that Mudslimes threads are deleted for shitting up the 'log with their disgusting shitskin coal.
List of notable muslims
- Kuz
- Captain Coal (allegedly)
- Sobot
- /dawlah/ (formerly)
Citations
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha
- ↑ https://quran.com/en/al-kahf/74
- ↑ https://www.iium.edu.my/deed/hadith/abudawood/020_sat.html#:~:text=Book%2020%2C%20Number%203708%3A,man%20should%20drink%20while%20standing.
