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{{Infobox conflict
|partof = Imageboard Autism
|image = File:31373 - SoyBooru.png
|caption = <div style="display: flex; justify-content: space-around;">{{greentext|''>total argensimi-ACK!''}} {{greentext|''>total shitali-ACK!''}}</div>
|place = [[Booru|booru.soy]], [[Int/|/int/]], [[Bant/|/bant/]]
|result = Stalemate
|date = 31 July 2022 - 9 May 2023<br/> (9 months and 10 days)
|combatant1=[[File:Flag of Italy.svg|frameless|20px]] 1 Italian
 
'''Supported By:'''
 
[[File:Flag of the United States.svg|frameless|20px]] Sectionalism
 
[[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|frameless|20px]] ShadowMario
<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/31964</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/39681</ref>
|combatant2=[[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|frameless|20px]] 1 Argentinian<br>
[[File:Flag of Bolivia.svg|frameless|20px]] Boliguayo<br>
'''Supported By:'''<br>
[[File:Flag of Morocco.svg|frameless|20px]] The Moroccan BBCspammer <ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/32159</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/32158</ref>
|strength1= [[File:Autism.svg|frameless|20px]] Autism
|strength2= [[File:Autism.svg|frameless|20px]] Autism
|casualties1=*Irreparable damage to the booru's comment section
*Brain damage to everyone involved
*Creation of the [[#Brunetto|Brunetto]] subvariant
}}
The '''Italo-Argentine War''' was a flamewar between 2 subhuman goblins about whether their [[Nigger|"people"]] are white or not, even [[though]] they're both not white.
 
As of May 2023, the war completely subsided, with a stalemate for both sides
 
==History==
[[File:First_documented_TSD_post.png|thumb|Original TSD post. Subsequent posts switched from ''Italian'' to ''Shitalian''|none]]
On July 31 2022, a local Argentinian schizo (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL ITALIAN DEATH" on /int/.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/168734076</ref> Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/total%20shitalian%20death/</ref> A large and dedicated anti-Italian campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.
===Battle of the 'ru ===
In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italians reached the 'ru. Anti-Italian images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all Italaryans in the comments. In response,  anti-Argentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italian/Argentinian [[chudjak]] with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and shows no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies are being conducted to confirm this theory.
 
In an attempt to curb the spam, the Booru filtered key words and images, including ''Italaryan'', ''shitgentinian'' and the aforementioned images of Chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked, and the filter was eventually lifted near the end of April 2023.
 
On March 24 2023, the Booru announced that it was banning all country war comments in unrelated posts.<ref>https://archive.is/hPKLn</ref>
<gallery>
File:31164 - SoyBooru.png|Argentinian chudjak with a tiny pecker
File:31119 - SoyBooru.png|Italian version
</gallery>
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=== Falseflagging ===
As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the autistic Argentinian started falseflagging against Italy, in which pretending to be an Italian he aimed to harm Italy's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers, or even Furries.
 
Many falseflags were done, including:
 
* LARPing as an Italian
* Typing under BBC pics or Furryjaks "this was posted by an Italian IP" (even doe no one can see the ip of the person who posted the 'jak)
* Typing "built 4 BBC" under Soylita pictures and then immediately posting the Italian Chudjak with a tiny pecker
* Samefagging hard
* False thumb BBCode fail
 
[[File:Falseflag.png|center|thumb|298x298px|An example of a common Argentinian falseflag]]
 
==== How to find and troll the Argentinian ====
Despite the Booru comments being anonymous, it is quite easy to find the Argentinian lurking in the comments. Since xhe is a incel pissbaby with no job, the Argentinian polices the ‘ru 24/7 to hate on Italians.
 
Argie’s posting habits
 
* Hatred of everything Italian to the point of obsessive insanity
* Love of BBC and cuckolding; constantly in BBC posts
* Low English proficiency (and literacy in general)
* Incoherency of posts
* Nonsensical ramblings
* Constantly thumbing images (favorite being Italian Chud<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/31119</ref> and manlet tranny<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/35136</ref>)
* Making every post a part of his pathetic flame war
 
Now if you have a sharp eye, you can instantly see this schizo as extremely milkable which is true.
[[File:Gay niggers.png|thumb|The entire war in a nutshell]]
Ways to troll the Argie
 
* Calling xher a sudaca (greaser)
* Calling xher a shitskin
* Call xher a latinx
* Thumbing argie excellence<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/38307</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/33538</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/32762</ref>
* Posting the accomplishments of Italians and anything good about Italians in general
 
== The End of the War ==
The war has subsided when every term related to Argentina and Italy was banned from SoyBooru, the war is over with no clear winner.
{{clear}}
==Brunetto==
{{Infobox Soyjak
|name=Brunetto
|image=33800 - SoyBooru.png
|type=[[Soyjak]] subvariant
|origin=[[Int/|/int/]], [[4chan]] <small>(August 15, 2022)</small><ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/169459037/#169459192</ref>
|booru_posts={{boorusearch|subvariant:brunetto|display=45}} <small>As of February 23 2023</small>
|based_on=[[Troonjak]]}}
'''Brunetto''' is a [[Deformed_Soyjak|deformed]] subvariant of [[Troonjak]] with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting [[wikipedia:The_Course_of_Empire_(paintings)#Destruction|''Destruction'']], a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread.<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/19289</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/26007</ref> The subvariant was named Brunetto, a common Italian name{{citationNeeded}} on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/33800</ref>
 
<gallery>
19289 - SoyBooru.png|The original post
</gallery>
{{clear}}
 
==Other Wars==
The war has spawned a few <s>ripoffs</s> spinoffs in the Booru, including:
*The Polish-Texan War<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/33135</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/33203</ref>
*The Belgian-Dutch War<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/35484</ref><ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/35922</ref>
*[[Russo-Ukrainian_War|The Russo-Ukrainian War]] <sup>{{quote|>even tho the russo-ukrainian war started before the italo-argentine war}}</sup>
*[[Polish-Mapuche war]]<ref>Because I say so</ref>
 
{{reflist}}
{{variants|Brunetto}}
{{Cancer}}
[[Category:Conflicts]]
[[Category:Brimstone]]

Revision as of 15:21, 13 September 2023

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