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| [[File:Images_-_2023-05-17T220842.004.jpeg|thumb|A handsome member of the chosen people]]
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| '''Jews''' are a religious group masquerading as an ethnicity of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within [[USA|amerikkka]] and [[Israel]], but also have a large diaspora across the world. They are subhuman creatures who love BBC (Bright Blue Cat) and worshipping a black rock like the retarded faggots they are.
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| Jewish culture doesn't exist because the ancient israelites were genocided by roman emperor Titus, so modern LARPers known as zionists have done their best to recreate it in the apartheid state of Israel. It became the final choice for a jewish homeland after other locations like Antarctica, [[Niggerhell|Madagascar]], Uganda, the Moon, [[Poland]] and the [[Russia|Jewish Autonomous Oblast]] were rejected for not appearing in the bible and thus considered "failed RP". Other measures such as reviving the hebrew language, forcing Palestinians into herding sheep, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.
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| == Controversies ==
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| According to [[Chud|peer reviewed studies,]] Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling [[Science|the media]], [[BBC therapy|turning]] [[women]] [[BBC therapy|into whores,]] importing [[Nigger|niggers]] into the west, grooming [[Babyjak|children]] into [[trannies]] and worst of all, stealing [[You|incel]] chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
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| Some believe that this is incredibly ironic because both religions worship the jewish god and would literally not exist if not for the jews, however it should be noted that a distinction is made between the jews who rejected [[jesus]] and those who converted to christianity, with only the former group exhibiting "jewish" traits and being expelled from 109 countries.
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| Jews love BBC so much they import black kings into Israel to culturally enrich their women. They also love diversity and open borders.[[File:1200px-Golgotha and carpark 2023 (498290780) (1).jpg|thumb|The site of Jesus's crucifixion]]
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| ==Notable inventions==
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| *[[Christianity]]
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| *[[BBC_therapy|BBC therapy]] (aldoebeit it was popularised by [[Dr._Soyowicz]])
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| *[[Science|The atomic bomb]]<ref>Almost all the scientists who worked on the Manhattan project were somehow linked to jews, a proposed explanation would be that they did NOT want [[chud|Nazi Germany]] to win the war.</ref>, a proposed key element in the [[TND]] plan.
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| *[[The Holocaust]]<br />
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| == Judaism in the Soy Community ==
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| [[File:A jewish man.png|thumb|A jewish family]]
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| Judaism is a faggot religion
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| === List of canonically Jewish soyjaks ===
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| * [[#Israeli_Soyjak | קורנליוס האיום]] - A front-facing 'jak from Israel
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| * [[Nojak]] - Oreo connoisseur
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| === In relation to Soot ===
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| Many [[Chudjak|chuds]] have speculated that [[Soot]] has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish.
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| === In relation to Max ===
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| Many chuds have also speculated that former [[NSS]] director, [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]] co-founder, and former [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] administrator, [[Max]] is also of jewish heritage. These beliefs were cemented when Max initially offered to sell the sharty to [[Doll]] for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of jews would have the gall to pull off.
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| On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually jewish, shocking no one.
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| On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting [[Porn|an industry his kind pioneered]].
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| === Israeli Soyjak ===
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| {{Infobox Soyjak
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| | name = Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום
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| | image = File:Jew.png
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| | original_image = israeli soyjak origin.jpg
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| | type = [[Soyjak]] variant
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| | origin = Unknown
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| | booru_posts = {{Boorusearch|variant:israeli_soyjak|display=97}} <small>As of March 4th, 2023</small>
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| | traced_from = [https://www.youtube.com/@user-qx8hu3vu9i קורנליוס האיום]
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| }}
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| Israeli Soyjak is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber קורנליוס האיום.{{clear}}
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| ===See also===
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| It's history is intricately linked with the one of [[Christianity]] and [[Islam]].
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| * [[Semen Hitler]]
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{Cancer}}
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| {{variants|Israeli Soyjak}}
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| [[Category:Jews]]
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