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# Greentext every line | # Greentext every line | ||
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^/>/g' # or | echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or | ||
sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ||
# Redtext every line | # Redtext every line | ||
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, | echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, | ||
sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ||
# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting) | # Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting) | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | 's/^/>/g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g' | ||
# Capitalize everything and greentext it | # Capitalize everything and greentext it | ||
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# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting | # You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | 's/^/>YOU WILL /g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g' | ||
# The above but more schwab-like and negative | # The above but more schwab-like and negative | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g' | ||
# Post-schwabquoting | # Post-schwabquoting | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g' | ||
# Add a (You) to every line | # Add a (You) to every line | ||
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^\(.*\)$/\1 (You)/g' # or, | echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^\(.*\)$/\1 (You)/g' # or, | ||
sed 's/^\(.*\)$/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" |
Revision as of 12:17, 12 August 2021
Linux Or as I have recently taken to calling it, GNU/Linux is the result of decades of combined effort between controversial software developer Linus Poettering and accomplished hardware engineer LinusTechTips. It really only exists to further the purposes of soyposting because you can't actually use it for school or work but you can quote 'boys like there's no tomorrow.
Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat guy who eats shit from his foot.
# Greentext every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Redtext every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting) echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g'
# Capitalize everything and greentext it THE_SOY="PUT_TEXT_HERE" echo "$THE_SOY" | sed 's/^\(.*\)/>\U&/g' # or, echo "$THE_SOY" | tr [:lower:] [:upper:] | sed 's/^/>/g'
# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g'
# The above but more schwab-like and negative echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g'
# Post-schwabquoting echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g'
# Add a (You) to every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^\(.*\)$/\1 (You)/g' # or, sed 's/^\(.*\)$/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"