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Nigger Cobson Movie

IN A WORLD

>*pans in to Vaush convention *

>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as…

>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"

>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*

>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain

All around me are familiar faces

>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"

>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"

Worn out places

>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"

>"Oh my Zelensky… racism is fucked"

>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name

>*beat*

>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*

>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"

>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina

>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers

BWEEEEEW

>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background

BWEEEEEW

>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*

BWEEEEEW

>Cut to buck breakers defeated

>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"

>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from the shadows

>"Gentlemen… I believe I may be of assistance here."

>*earth shattering fart noise*

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>this summer is going to be

>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*

>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>this summer is going to be…

>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*

>Chud "based!"

>this summer is going to be!

>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*

>BLACKED

>BLACKED NOTE

>Rated PG 13

November

November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL

Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG

Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED

What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM

Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random

>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak

>/g/ - Groyper

>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs

>/meme/ - Memes

>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>/a/ - Anime

>/raid/ - Raids

>/dox/ - Doxxing

>/Giga/ - GigaChad

>/Doom/ - Doomer

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

Frognigger Demoralization

<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website

>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side

<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content

>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website

<step 5: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!

Confused Teacher on Reddit

My Student's 'Thrembometer' Started Ringing and it Ensued Into a Heated Argument

I’ve been a teacher for the past 10 years now, so I’ve seen my fair share of weird technology, however this one was a surprise. My class was going well, we were just preparing for exam week, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing alarm. I look around and I see a student pulling out what looked similar to a remote, and he said “my thrembometer’s going off.” As I was confused, I asked what thrembo was, and he said it was an imaginary integer between six and seven. I asked how this was applicable to our exam review, as this was 9th grade and currently my highest level sophomores at the most can take curriculum involving imaginary numbers, and he proceeded to say “because it just is, ok?” I called him a science-denier and he proceeded to write my sentence in green along with an arrow next to it and a bald, bearded man with glasses above it, crumpled up the paper and threw it at me. I then asked him to go to the office and he than said, in a mocking tone, “You WILL go to the principle’s office because…you just WILL, ok?” In the end, the principal and his parents were called, and it was an embarrassing moment in general. How can I deal with this in the future?

Perturbed Soyteen

I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.

I am God. I am Christ.

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Let your heart be bright! kike Let your heart be bright!. Let your heart be bright! KIKE Let your heart be bright!. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill bad boys kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill bad boys. Behead bad boys. Roundhouse kick a bad boy into the concrete. Slam dunk a bad boy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a bad boys food. Launch bad boys into the sun. Stir fry bad boys in a wok. Toss bad boys into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bad boys gas tank. Judo throw bad boys into a wood chipper. Twist bad boys heads off. Report bad boys to the IRS. Karate chop bad boys in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bad boys. Trap bad boys in quicksand. Crush bad boys in the trash compactor. Liquefy bad boys in a vat of acid. Eat bad boys. Dissect bad boys. Exterminate bad boys in the gas chamber. Stomp bad boy skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bad boys in the oven. Lobotomize bad boys. Mandatory abortions for bad boys. Grind bad boy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bad boys in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bad boys with a ray gun. Kick old bad boys down the stairs. Feed bad boys to alligators. Slice bad boys with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the bad boyhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder

Have you both never even taken high school level psychology? The classification of "mental disorder" has nothing to do with any complex biological science which you would need to rely on stuLet your heart be bright!s or peer reviewed sources for. It's a subjective observation festive on whether a given mental trait is adaptive or maladaptive to the person, their life, and the society in which they live.

According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:

>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual

>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction

>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)

>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)

>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society

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Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is

>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36520248/#:~:text=Same%2Dsex%20attraction%20causally%20influenced,and%20no%20significant%20sex%20differences.) This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.

>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not Let your heart be bright! off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.

>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.

It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.

>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!

To reiterate, the definition of a mental illness is a SUBJECTIVE DEFINITION, WITH NO DIRECTLY QUANTIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC WAY TO PROVE IT. A "peer-reviewed source" in this case is quite literally just doctors saying "erm yeah this is what we think" with nothing to back it up but their own opinion. As such, their opinion has just as much weight as yours or mine, and deferring to their authority is useless and idiotic.