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Below is a list of copypastas known to farm (You)s. Well-known bait copypastas like [[Did Vaush just BTFO?]] have their own page.
 
== Universal ==
 
=== HA HA TRANSPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!! ===
HA HA TRANSPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!!
 
CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING
 
CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANS PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES
 
CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANSPHOBIA IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY
 
CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE USE INCORRECT PRONOUNS EVERY DAY
 
CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANS PEOPLE HAVE THE CHUDS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
 
==== HA HA RUSSOPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!! ====
{{Greentext|>HAHA RUSSOPHOBIA IS SO FUNNY!
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THEY EXPERIENCED EXTREME SUFFERING FOR DECADES
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE IMPOVERISHED AND SUFFER FROM SOCIOECONIMC FACTORS
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE HEROES WHO STAND IN THE FACE OF IMPERIALISM
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE I WONT BE NEXT}}
 
=== Lesbian here. ===
Lesbian here.
 
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us). But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis. Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
 
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
 
=== 4chan has turned into Twitter but for pussies ===
This thread proves that 4chan has turned into Twitter but for pussies. Somebody posts something along the lines of "trans rights" or "blm" and then everybody has a meltdown over the mere existance of that sort of people.
 
I really don't understand how did the internet started hailing 4chan as the final boss of the internet, this place and the majority of it's userbase is absolute shit, and the only site I can think of that is worse is probably Twitter.
 
And, just to make myself clear and keep angering idiots, LGBT+ rights are human rights, because they don't affect anyone, black lives matter as much as white lives, and feminism is good because when it isn't used by blistering cunts it actually helps everyone by getting rid of gender roles, meaning men can be whatever the fuck they want.
 
=== Reddit is better than this website by miles ===
Reddit is better than this website by miles.
 
The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.
 
Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.
 
Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.
 
4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.
 
You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.
 
As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.
 
Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.
 
== /v/ ==
 
=== Palfags BTFO ===
{{Greentext|>palfags went from supporting early access survival crafting slop to own le libtard gamefreak to becoming nu-pokecultists in the span of 3 days}}
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
=== Nintendo games saved me ===
I don't give a fuck.
 
Nintendo games saved me when I was in a dark place. They were my childhood and my adulthood. I owe nintendo my life and honestly? So do you probably, you ungrateful piece of shit. So that's why I'll die fighting for them, because evil little cunts want to fuck with them despite the good they've done, despite all the people they've saved, despite all the lives they've changed for the better.
 
I am Link and you are Ganon, so taste my master sword bitch.
 
== /his/ ==
[[File:Nanners.jpg|thumb|[[Keyed]] off of this pro-religion bait image]]
 
=== The penis -- the abrahamist's nightmare ===
The penis--the abrahamist's nightmare.
 
Note that the penis:
 
1. Is shaped for human hand
 
2. Enlarges when needed
 
3. Has outward indicator of it's properties before fully revealing itself: Black--large, White--medium, Yellow--small.
 
4. Peels itself back to indicate full readiness
 
5. Self-lubricating
 
6. Protective wrapper
 
7. Is shaped for the human mouth
 
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
 
9. Is pleasing to taste buds
 
10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
 
{{Greentext|>nooo you have to cut it up for no reason
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy it
>nooo you can't use it except on one woman
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy that either}}
 
what gives?
 
=== Balkanoid harem ===
It's fucking hilarious seeing Balkan rapebabies argue over who was the biggest slave to the Turks. It's like some kind of harem anime where a bunch of lolis fight over the protagonist, and he doesn't even notice them. The Balkanoids are extremely tsundere about Turkey. Especially Greece, holy shit, fucking Greece. I have never seen a more butthurt nation. We're talking multi-generational butthurt, passed down and inherited from grandmother to granddaughter, infused in their very DNA to cry about Turks. Entire mythical history, poems, war songs, mantras, rituals dedicated to Turks. And this psychotic muhh constantinople shit. That just can't be healthy to be thinking about that shit literally all the time, and not just you but everyone in your family, and your ancestors and so on and so forth.

Revision as of 20:33, 26 February 2024

Below is a list of copypastas known to farm (You)s. Well-known bait copypastas like Did Vaush just BTFO? have their own page.

Universal

HA HA TRANSPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!!

HA HA TRANSPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANS PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANSPHOBIA IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE USE INCORRECT PRONOUNS EVERY DAY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE TRANS PEOPLE HAVE THE CHUDS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM

HA HA RUSSOPHOBIA SO FUNNY!!!!!

>HAHA RUSSOPHOBIA IS SO FUNNY!
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THEY EXPERIENCED EXTREME SUFFERING FOR DECADES
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE IMPOVERISHED AND SUFFER FROM SOCIOECONIMC FACTORS
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE HEROES WHO STAND IN THE FACE OF IMPERIALISM
>CUZ ITS NOT LIKE I WONT BE NEXT

Lesbian here.

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us). But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis. Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

4chan has turned into Twitter but for pussies

This thread proves that 4chan has turned into Twitter but for pussies. Somebody posts something along the lines of "trans rights" or "blm" and then everybody has a meltdown over the mere existance of that sort of people.

I really don't understand how did the internet started hailing 4chan as the final boss of the internet, this place and the majority of it's userbase is absolute shit, and the only site I can think of that is worse is probably Twitter.

And, just to make myself clear and keep angering idiots, LGBT+ rights are human rights, because they don't affect anyone, black lives matter as much as white lives, and feminism is good because when it isn't used by blistering cunts it actually helps everyone by getting rid of gender roles, meaning men can be whatever the fuck they want.

Reddit is better than this website by miles

Reddit is better than this website by miles.

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.

/v/

Palfags BTFO

>palfags went from supporting early access survival crafting slop to own le libtard gamefreak to becoming nu-pokecultists in the span of 3 days

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nintendo games saved me

I don't give a fuck.

Nintendo games saved me when I was in a dark place. They were my childhood and my adulthood. I owe nintendo my life and honestly? So do you probably, you ungrateful piece of shit. So that's why I'll die fighting for them, because evil little cunts want to fuck with them despite the good they've done, despite all the people they've saved, despite all the lives they've changed for the better.

I am Link and you are Ganon, so taste my master sword bitch.

/his/

Keyed off of this pro-religion bait image

The penis -- the abrahamist's nightmare

The penis--the abrahamist's nightmare.

Note that the penis:

1. Is shaped for human hand

2. Enlarges when needed

3. Has outward indicator of it's properties before fully revealing itself: Black--large, White--medium, Yellow--small.

4. Peels itself back to indicate full readiness

5. Self-lubricating

6. Protective wrapper

7. Is shaped for the human mouth

8. Has a point at top for ease of entry

9. Is pleasing to taste buds

10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

>nooo you have to cut it up for no reason
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy it
>nooo you can't use it except on one woman
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy that either

what gives?

Balkanoid harem

It's fucking hilarious seeing Balkan rapebabies argue over who was the biggest slave to the Turks. It's like some kind of harem anime where a bunch of lolis fight over the protagonist, and he doesn't even notice them. The Balkanoids are extremely tsundere about Turkey. Especially Greece, holy shit, fucking Greece. I have never seen a more butthurt nation. We're talking multi-generational butthurt, passed down and inherited from grandmother to granddaughter, infused in their very DNA to cry about Turks. Entire mythical history, poems, war songs, mantras, rituals dedicated to Turks. And this psychotic muhh constantinople shit. That just can't be healthy to be thinking about that shit literally all the time, and not just you but everyone in your family, and your ancestors and so on and so forth.

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