SThis is a list of known intelligence operations involving the [[Soy Community]].
[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.
== Operations planned by the Soy Community ==
== Overview ==
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
* [[Best Soy#Operation Best Soy|'''Operation Best Soy''']] - A guerilla marketing operation in which a teen advertised [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]] by pulling up a [[Markiplier Soyjak]] on an interactive computer display at their local Best Buy. (Status: completed, June 29th, 2021)
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
* '''[[Operation 'Plier]]''' - An on-going human intelligence operation in which agents are attempting to blackmail [[Markiplier]] into making a video on the Soy Community. (Status: on hold following the [[Roygbivsloweddown|Royg incident]]; June 4th, 2021)
* '''[[Operation Wikisneedia]]''' - A community effort to smuggle creative-commons licensed [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] into Wikimedia Commons and to subtly reprogram Wikipedia users with [[Sneed's Feed and Seed]] references. (Status: in progress)
* '''[[Operation Soyclipse]]''' - A general multi-board counter-raid carried out against [[4chan]] in retaliation for the [[The Great Soyset|November 3rd Massacre]]. Suspected to be a counter-intelligence falseflag planted by moles. (Status: a huge failure; November 10th, 2021)
* '''[[Operation SoySphere-Cobvas]]''' - A plan to construct [[Cobson]] and other 'jak-related pixel art on a communist pixel art website called Pixelcanvas. (Status: completed, Feb 2022)
== Operations against the Soy Community ==
* '''[[Covid 19#Operation Dark Winter|Operation Dark Winter]]''' - An economic restructuring scheme headed by Klaus Schawb to bring about the [[:Category:Fourth Industrial Revolution|Fourth Industrial Revolution]] (Status: in progress; date unknown)
* '''[[The Great Soyset|Operation Clean Stable]]''' - Military operation and precision strike in which [[4chan]] agents assaulted Black Site [[/qa/]] (Status: completed; November 3rd, 2021)
* '''[[Janny Points|Janny Points rollout]]''' - A major component of Operation Clean Stable involving the deployment and normalisation of an [[imageboard]]-specific social-credit scoring system (Status: on hold following leak and subsequent pushback; September 26th, 2021)
* '''[[Operation 67]]''' - A joint-forces campaign of mathematical repression to destroy all proof of [[Thrembo]] using a [[CIA]] bioweapon codenamed [[Meds|"meds"]] (Status: completed; date unknown)
* '''[[Operation Bleached Bowl]]''' - Codename for mass deletion of [[scat]] spam on the 'party carried out by [[Soot]] during the [[Colorjaks|colorjak]] revolution
* '''[[GET#123456 GET|Operation Dead Man's Switch]]''' - Supposed human intelligence operation plotting John McAfee's involvement with [[GET#123456 GET|/soy/ post no°123456]] (Status: unknown, June 29th, 2021)
== Operations of the Second Soyvil War ==
''Main article: [[Soyvil War 2]]''
* '''Operation Lemon''' - A propaganda campaign devised by members of the Sootist faction to demoralise Kuz by sending his extended family pictures of him performing [[Sex|fellatio]] on lemon-themed [[Nojak|Nojaks]].
* '''Operation #SaveTheSharty''' - A Sootist nudging project to deprive Kuzist forces of attention by deploying a non-intervention strategy best summarised by the Sootist slogan: "Ignore. Sage. Hide." Related to the proposed "Samson Option".
== Other operations ==
* '''Operation Paperclip''' - An intelligence program in which [[Science|Scientists]] behind [[Die Sohjabonen]] were relocated to the United States to continue their research into Wunderwaffen Soy Beans as part of the newly-formed [[CIA]]
[[Category:Fourth Industrial Revolution]]
Revision as of 22:10, 24 March 2022
File:Tyronius Floyd.pngFreshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021
Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT) is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.
Overview
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
