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{{Featured|CIA|{{Glow|'''CIA'''}} or the {{Glow|'''Central Intelligence Agency'''}} is an American intelligence service. The {{Glow|CIA}} and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. [[Kuz|███]]<nowiki/> was once an agent, too.
{{Featured|Frutiger Aero|'''Frutiger Aero''' is an aesthetic defined by heavy usage of gradients, bright colors, and skeuomorphism. It is commonly associated with Windows Vista/7, the first iPhone, and XBOX LIVE on the XBOX 360.


{{Glow|CIA}} agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly {{Glow|glow}}, so much so that they {{Glow|glow}} in the dark.
Frutiger is beloved by plenty of [[soyboy]]s, and is included in the [[Biblically Accurate Angels]] copypasta. Since it's associated with the mid-to-late 2000's, there is a nostalgia element to these feelings.


You may know some of the {{Glow|CIA}}'s famous psychological operations, such as [[Operation 67]], a {{Glow|CIA}} effort to wipe all traces of [[Thrembo]] from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what [[Chudjak|chuds]] say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from [[trannies]], who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved trannies really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as [[schizo|"schizo]] [[meds]]", the {{Glow|CIA}} has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of  ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ [[trannies|genitals were destroyed]] ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ █████████ 
Skeuomorphism is a design choice that tries to imitate objects that function similarly. Examples of this include many of Fruity Loops' add-ons, which mimick stereo knobs, buttons, switches, etc. It is similar to how [[trannies]] try to imitate real women.
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Latest revision as of 01:03, 18 May 2024

Frutiger Aero is an aesthetic defined by heavy usage of gradients, bright colors, and skeuomorphism. It is commonly associated with Windows Vista/7, the first iPhone, and XBOX LIVE on the XBOX 360.

Frutiger is beloved by plenty of soyboys, and is included in the Biblically Accurate Angels copypasta. Since it's associated with the mid-to-late 2000's, there is a nostalgia element to these feelings.

Skeuomorphism is a design choice that tries to imitate objects that function similarly. Examples of this include many of Fruity Loops' add-ons, which mimick stereo knobs, buttons, switches, etc. It is similar to how trannies try to imitate real women.


If you want to change the featured gem, you have to replace the text above with the following:

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  • 1 is the article name (must be in this wiki)
  • 2 is the introduction of the article
  • 3 is an image about the article (the extension of the image must be included)
  • 4 is a description of the image (optional)