Major Cloog

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His Life

See this The Great Cloogian War

Cloog "Ryan" as a "soyjak" trying to ACK himself

Ryan Alexander White (aka Major Cloog) is a Furry, Nigger, Groomer and Alleged Pedophile and Doxxer. he is the son of Mary Levert White. his hobbies include trooning out on Discord, Furry Roleplay, and being a sped. Oh yeah he animates reddit tier coal on his overrated Youtube channel don't forget that. on Sep 15th, 2023 his dox was released on /Raid/ and Doxbin, as of right now the Cloog thread is the 4th most active thread on /Raid/.

Ryan currently studies at The University of South Alabama for an animation degree or something.

General Summary

He has a Youtube channel where he has amassed 100k 12 year old subscribers, beginning activity in August of 2018 at age 14 - 15, he first began his Youtube venture as a cyber bully "tough guy" who would mostly target an equally retarded troon called "SophtheNeko" who's kind of a sped herself. As his channel grew, so did his skill level in art and editing, and he began branching out to other furniggers to bully, either because he had a shitty home life and upbringing or because he's black or something and NIGGERS ARE NATURALLY VIOLENT TOTAL NIGGER DEATH IN ACTION NOW! Major Cloog would utilize childish reddit soy humor, overly violent edgy humor and potty language that you'd see from a fucking modern borderlands game. This would go on for a while until he gradually began trooning out overtime, and went through the "FURRY'S ARE LE BAD BECAUSE.. THEY JUST ARE, OKAY!? to OMIGOD I LOVE FURRIES SOOO MUCH im trans if that matters" pipeline and in 2023 he does nothing but goon off to furry porn with his buds on pisscord and covering furry drama, like the discount Turkey Tom he has become. Yeah he's 19 or something. His channel blew up exponentially growing from just 20k subscriber in 2022, to 100k in 2023 following the "Anti Furry" trend within Gen Alpha and latter born Zoomers.

Major Cloog's Internet persona consisted of a violent "Anti-Sex" sentiment, where he would bully kids who draw porn underage with his goon buddies on discord and film it, as autistic as that fucking sounds morally grandstanding about minors drawing porn even doe we've all drawn a cock and balls in Microsoft Paint and every artfag in 2023 having had a "XHE DREW PORN AT THE AGE OF 17" controversy (Oh, just wait until you hear about sashley. That mf drew porn at 11). As mentioned previously he also had an edgy murderous side to him, he would kill the furnigger children depicted in his videos VIOLENTLY. Many soyteens suspect that this is his fetish, brutally murdering people over the internet. This has resulted in Ryan's internet persona catching the gaze of many "ANTI DEGENERCY" children whom spend 16 hours on pisscord a day. Bringing him to stardom.

The Attention of the Soyteens

The Soyteens were quick to notice the negro tranny chud when he posted sharty culture on his community page, referencing the 'it's over' meme and Rapeson, and jumped on the Major Cloog Peodphile train on /Raid/ and a discussion on /Incel/, and a few posts about him on the booru. Soyteens seem to care less about him being a potential pedophile and more so about him being a nigger RIGHTFULLY SO and being a furry tranny RIGHTFULLY SO and being an unfunny retard in general who is an adult fucking man appealing to an audience of mudslime and spick children with his holy unfunny brimstone content. Rightfully so. His mention had also been spotted in /Qa/ and /Soy/, and /Q/ genuinely thought this man was a transfem and /Raid/ were just being incel losers bullying trans people again and tried to get Froot to ban doxxing from the site, which he promptly reufused.

The /Raid/ Thread

https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html</nowiki>

Major Cloogs thread on /Raid/ on Soyjak.Party created on the 15th of September 2023 has been the most active and autistic ridden thread on all of Soyjak.Party from Sept 15th to Sept 18th with over 900 messages in the thread itself, originally consisting of 3 links to his allegations and a Doxbin containing his full name, his address, his college, phone number, his socials and other relatives. The thread was mostly comprised of Amerimutt chuds and Europoors as the thread would only be active during those daylight hours. The thread contained immense sperginess, raids, gems, and impersonators and it was one fuck of a ride. As the thread grew, the more Soyteens had taken notice of Mr. Niggerson we have here, resulting in extreme attacks from the 'teens. Such as but not limited too: Pizza Bombings, Swatting, Signing his personal email and address to a seed packet magazine site or some shit, EXTREME discord raids, immense jakking, contacting his college and relatives and a potential attack of his house from a Vietnamese chud who was in the local area.

Significant People and Events

Nguyễn Văn Hiếu

Nguyễn Văn Hiếu was once a long forgotten demi-god who was awoken from his slumber to be summoned to the thread to fight for the soyteens, Or as the Soyteens called themselves in afformentioned thread, "The Chudnation", he was in Cloog's local area (His Uncles house in Alabama so happened to be mere houses away from Cloog's) and his original intention was to pull up to cloogs house and kill him, until other soyteens deescalated the situation by suggesting he just send a threatening letter in the language of Vietnamese on his doorstep. His uncle found out about his plan and scolded him, a few hours later he had to fly back to Vietnam to return to his palace. Nguyễn Văn Hiếu was the gemmiest chud in the entire thread, avenging South Vietnam for their defeat in the Vietnam war, giving them a long lasting victory against Cloog Inc.

w7-890

Adult Anti-Furry who was re-enforcing the soyteens by archiving everything in the thread and the wiki as the Jannies weren't too pleased with a random raid thread and the NAS wiki being unnecessarily popular. He posted Cloogs shit to other Altchans and helped spread the word, a true warrior at heart.

donny mann

A chud in the thread who vowes to ruin Cloog's life as Cloog's mother tipped him off to the FBI and is now being tracked by Glowies and Kikes alike, his intetnions are to kick him out of college and skull drag this nigger in the dirt.(IM ON THE FUCKING WIKI SOY BROS)

Raids

9GAG, 4chan and Cloogs server collectively raided the thread

Cloogs Sever didn't participate much aside from changing their all user names in their discord to "Chud", joining the thread to call us niggers, spammed potty humor nonsense, spammed unfunny Gen Alpha discord memes, and tried morally grandstanding about Major Cloog bullying kids and pulling shit out of their ass to justufy cloogs actions.

9GAG 'P spammed cloogs server and sent nigger cocks in the thread, not much significance.

4chan joined to call us all 3rd world retards and called us autistic incels.

OH MY FAUCI, GROOMING ALLEGRATIONS?????

Major Cloog has confirmed to have groomed minors on pisscord when he was 17 to 19 years of age.

Names Victims:

- Owlfinch

- Hallee

- Evan

- Graffiti

Graffiti was a retarded tranny who falsified screenshots against cloog and was doxxed lol (partially validating the major cloog doxxing allegations, they were mostly his friends behind them tho)

- SophtheNeko

Shes a bitch and also lied about cloog i think i dont know

(someone fill out some of the shit cloog did and said im not watching tranny videos about furry edrama)

Other Allegations (The flimsy shit)

It has not been confirmed that cloog is ACKshually pedophile, the only grooming allegation of his that has been confirmed took place in 2020 when he was 16 - 17 years old and yknow he wasnt an adult when he did it

Two anons claimed that Major Cloog and his buds would dox his "detractors" as they personally "knew him", they could of just said shit to escalate the attacks and attract attention to him or just a samefag trolling. Or they could be legit seeing as how the tranny who falsified allegations against cloog was doxed and major cloog did NOT tell his server to stop and may of been involved.

y'all they just made a soyjak wiki page on cloog, it's fucking legendary - some schizo cloog mod

SOUTH VIETNAM WON NGUYEN VAN HIEU WON