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Revision as of 18:59, 8 December 2023
This page is a ruby.
Morshu is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Morshu is a salesman who owns a general store in Sprokeville (formerly Koridai). He will sell anything for the right amount of rubies; lamp oil, rope, bombs, etc. He is known for not accepting cards and checks, and unless you have enough rubies, he will not sell you anything.
Recently he and his store have come into a lucrative sponsorship with The Sproke Company. [1] He has shelves and displays dedicated to the drink, and the literature surrounding it. There are also plans to replace the water in the nearby river and waterfall with Sproke. Dr. Sprokeberg will occasionally show up at the store for a meet and greet, so be sure to come on down sometime, maybe you'll get lucky.
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