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'''Nate is soot''' is a popular confirmed <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/</ref> theory that [[14nate_higgers88|Nate]], the one who's been playing [[Soyjakparty Minecraft Server|sojacker 'craft]] when it existed (RIP) <ref>the server can't be accessed anymore</ref> is actually [[Soot]].
== ⚠WARNING:⚠THIS PAGE WAS OVERTAKEN BY THE [[CIA]]!!!!!!!!! ==
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This theory has been proven to be true on the 30th of January 2022 when a bunch of [[Chudjak|chuds]] on [[Soyjak.party|the sharty.]]
'''Nate is soot''' is a retarded unconfirmed(ish)<ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/</ref> conspiracy theory (more like conspiracy nigger) which alleges that [[Soyjakparty Minecraft Server|Soycraft]] heavy-weight racist nigger hater [[14nate_higgers88|Nate]] is actually webhoster-turned-dataminer [[Soot]].
 
This theory was proven to be true (not really, it's a marge moment) on the 30th of January 2022 when a bunch of [[Chudjak|chuds]] on [[Soyjak.party|the sharty]] began datamining soot and uncovered the shocking truth.<ref name=":0" /> This discovery changes everything we know about the burgeoning field of [[Soyical Arts|soyical history]]<ref>cia director william j burns told me</ref>, and as a result the Party has been nominated for The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.<ref>confirmed by politifact</ref>
 
==Yikes ==
nobody<ref>snopes said so</ref> thought this was true except [[you|you (You)]] one sperg
 
false however
 
there were at least two schizos who believed this doe
 
it is true if you don't believe it you should end yourself by hanging a python around your neck and see for yourself
==Citations==
 
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THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX
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Take everything below with a grain of sproke.


Nate is soot is a retarded unconfirmed(ish)[1][2] conspiracy theory (more like conspiracy nigger) which alleges that Soycraft heavy-weight racist nigger hater Nate is actually webhoster-turned-dataminer Soot.

This theory was proven to be true (not really, it's a marge moment) on the 30th of January 2022 when a bunch of chuds on the sharty began datamining soot and uncovered the shocking truth.[1] This discovery changes everything we know about the burgeoning field of soyical history[3], and as a result the Party has been nominated for The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.[4]

Yikes

nobody[5] thought this was true except you (You) one sperg

false however

there were at least two schizos who believed this doe

it is true if you don't believe it you should end yourself by hanging a python around your neck and see for yourself

Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html
  2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/
  3. ↑ cia director william j burns told me
  4. ↑ confirmed by politifact
  5. ↑ snopes said so
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