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'''Nate is soot''' is a retarded unconfirmed(ish)<ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/</ref> conspiracy theory (more like conspiracy nigger) which alleges that [[Soyjakparty Minecraft Server|Soycraft]] heavy-weight racist nigger hater [[14nate_higgers88|Nate]] is actually webhoster-turned-dataminer [[Soot]]. | |||
This theory was proven to be true (not really, it's a marge moment) on the 30th of January 2022 when a bunch of [[Chudjak|chuds]] on [[Soyjak.party|the sharty]] began datamining soot and uncovered the shocking truth.<ref name=":0" /> This discovery changes everything we know about the burgeoning field of [[Soyical Arts|soyical history]]<ref>cia director william j burns told me</ref>, and as a result the Party has been nominated for The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.<ref>confirmed by politifact</ref> | |||
== | == Yikes == | ||
nobody<ref>snopes said so</ref> thought this was true except you (You) one sperg | |||
false however | |||
there were at least two schizos who believed this doe | |||
it is true if you don't believe it you should end yourself by hanging a python around your neck and see for yourself | |||
== Citations == | == Citations == | ||
Revision as of 13:35, 25 January 2023
⚠WARNING:⚠THIS PAGE WAS OVERTAKEN BY THE CIA!!!!!!!!!
Nate is soot is a retarded unconfirmed(ish)[1][2] conspiracy theory (more like conspiracy nigger) which alleges that Soycraft heavy-weight racist nigger hater Nate is actually webhoster-turned-dataminer Soot.
This theory was proven to be true (not really, it's a marge moment) on the 30th of January 2022 when a bunch of chuds on the sharty began datamining soot and uncovered the shocking truth.[1] This discovery changes everything we know about the burgeoning field of soyical history[3], and as a result the Party has been nominated for The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.[4]
Yikes
nobody[5] thought this was true except you (You) one sperg
false however
there were at least two schizos who believed this doe
it is true if you don't believe it you should end yourself by hanging a python around your neck and see for yourself
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/
- ↑ cia director william j burns told me
- ↑ confirmed by politifact
- ↑ snopes said so
