Noahmusic2009@gmail.com

Flags

This user is a member of the LGBT community.

You WILL not put [email protected] in the email field.

You WILL not annoy people with it in your email field.

Noahmusic's true identity

you WILL NOT quote Noahmusic with this image

[email protected], also known as Noah Martin, is an fat, autistic mutt who eats nothing but White Castle sliders. He has been eating 10 White Castle sliders a day since 2006, and as such he is a disgusting blob of a human.

Biography

When he's not actively shitposting on the sharty, Noah likes to go on walks, feed the ducks at his local pond, and of course, stuff his dumb piehole with White Castle Sliders. Noah constantly listens to music through his military-grade noise cancelling headphones (hence his email address). Attempting to remove them may or may not remove the entirety of his skin off his face.

Noah was inducted into White Castle's 'Cravers Hall of Fame®' in 2018 for being such a fat fuck.

Noah is a Hall of Fame slop-eater

Non-comprehensive list of actions committed by [email protected]

>Fetch me a slider nigger

• Caused 9/11
• Caused the Armenian Genocide
• Spammed BBC
• Spammed BWC
• Spammed 'zellig
• Spammed 'cado
• Is the Flart spammer
• Is the son of u/Eldergod74
• Posts 'p on threads he dislikes
• Caused /qa/ to get banned by 4chan mods
• Took down Kiwifarms singlehandedly
• Ruined every failGET
• Reports all raids to the target site's owners
• Rehomes pitbulls and gives them tender loving care
• Adopts black children
• Is Drawkleki
• Created the /qa/fe
• Is Captain Coal in disguise
• Is trans and has had numerous surgeries in his . at removing every organ to replace them all with a brand new neovagina
• killed 6 million jews

The User CSS

Soyteens don’t take well to namefags, so they took it upon themselves to write some CSS for Noahmusic2009 specifically. He began altering his name as a result (ie added dots to the beginning) but the updated CSS always catches up with him.

Timeless Edition

This script checks if the email field contains “[email protected]” (as opposed checking if the field is equal to Noahmusic’s email with nothing else included) This works regardless of what else is in the email field. As you can observe, it warns the reader that Noahmusic is a GAYNIGGER and he WILL give you coronaids if you do not heed the warning.

a[href$='[email protected]']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! GAY NIGGER DETECTED -> '; }

a[href$='[email protected]']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU CORONAIDS!!!'; }

Upgrade Edition

These instructions follow a different approach. If Noah hasn’t tried to evade, he is simply a gay nigger who gives coronaids. However, if he adds 2 or 3 dots, he becomes a SUPER NIGGERAIDS SPREADER WHO WILL GIVE YOU INCURABLE TESTICULAR CANCER POZZED MEGADEATHAIDS AND IS ALSO A SLUT 4BBC.

This script is less versatile than the previous one, since the strings must match precisely. However, regardless of what other attempts are made to evade, you can simply change it to whatever the new mail is.

a[href^='mailto:Noahmusic2009']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! GAY NIGGER DETECTED -> '; }

a[href^='mailto:Noahmusic2009']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU CORONAIDS!!!'; }

a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! SUPER NIGGERAIDS SPREADER DETECTED -> '; }

a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU INCURABLE TESTICULAR CANCER POZZED MEGADEATHAIDS AND IS ALSO A SLUT 4BBC!!!'; }

a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']:before { content: '!!!WARNING!!! SUPER NIGGERAIDS SPREADER DETECTED -> '; }

a[href^='mailto:[email protected]']::after { content: ' <- WILL GIVE YOU INCURABLE TESTICULAR CANCER POZZED MEGADEATHAIDS AND IS ALSO A SLUT 4BBC!!!'; }