u/Eldergod74
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JARTY | |
This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material. | ||
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 Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!   | |
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Eldergod74 is a redditroon retard who was discovered by the Sharty after they posted some gay comment on a post on r/FowardsFromKlandma[1]. (It’s worth noting that the original post on Klandma was made by a ‘teen to bait redditroons into crying)[2]
After this comment was found, a thread quickly started[3], where ‘teens quickly found out that he is a pathetic fat unemployed 40+ year old american veteran[4] who wants to divorce his wife and jerks off to OnlyFans whores while still being married[5]. He is also absolutely obsessed with race, having to insert it into literally everything he sees(Probably because he is brown himself)[6][7][8] he is still malding about getting bullied back in highschool and getting beat up by his dad[9][10][11]. He is also a incel who has bipolar disorder[12] and once threatened his ex's new boyfriend[13].
A few hours after the thread was created someone told him about it and he deleted his account.
He was handcrafted by god himself to be the perfect pleasurer of jigaboo dick[14]
YOU WILL NOT SEND PORN AND SEX TOYS TO HIS HOUSE
YOU WILL NOT SIGN HIM UP TO EXTREMIST ORGANISATIONS USING HIS EMAIL ADDRESS
YOU WILL NOT USE ULTRASOUND AUDIO SPOTLIGHTS TO WHISPER "KILL THE PRESIDENT" IN HIS EAR ACROSS THE STREET UNTIL HE DEVELOPS SCHIZOPHRENIA
Personal information(Not confirmed)
>Name
Unknown, but middle name is John
>Age
49.
>Location
United States. Near Tacoma, Washington.
>Ocupation
Unknown. Formerly unemployed, got a new job last month. Former US marine. Believes he is a writer, yet has never published any literature [of value]. His passion is admirable, but his refusal to give up despite clearly not having what it takes to be a novelist makes him a bona-fide victim of early 2000s participation trophy culture. He was also in tech related stuff(Most likely the Gaming Industry) and worked for government he stationed quite a long time in japan long enough to fell for yellow fever meme.
>Relations
Married for over 20 years. Has a child.
>Appearance
Overweight. Was 6'2(1,89 meters) tall when he was a child.
>Personality
Slightly above average intelligence, likely a midwit (105-115 IQ). Displays plenty of aspie speech patterns in his Reddit posts. Very poor self-awareness, but occasionally has moments of lucidity. Diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Expresses an interest in owning firearms.
Citations
- ↑ https://reddit.com/r/ForwardsFromKlandma/comments/12g190v/this_is_how_they_see_themselves_i_found_this_on_a/jfkbk5b/
- ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/2793751
- ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/2794555
- ↑ https://reddit.com/r/Anger/comments/q1hywy/scaring_my_wife_over_layoff/
- ↑ https://reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/125podf/guys_that_sub_to_of_why/je5y1ku/
- ↑ https://reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/yw7pid/how_can_i_criticize_a_film_like_wakanda_forever/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/11nono4/opinions_on_the_show_breaking_bad/jbonscv/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/10hpiwq/is_it_true_that_in_america_there_are_no_rbt/j5by1kg/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12g1gmq/whats_a_sign_of_childhood_trauma/jfkddr4/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10ac38n/what_was_the_worst_thing_that_childhood_bullies/j43eiqd/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/xf6ejl/im_still_angry_over_child_abuse_and_bullying/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/10gcf9n/bipolar_culture/j53xexf/
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/110ozvt/did_you_ever_commit_crimes_while_manic_or/j8bf2bj/
- ↑ Fact.
