Poog
Poog is the guinea pig of a soyteen on soyjak.party. He is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about him.
There are commonly theories and jokes posted about him getting raped by his owner, who has confirmed these to be false[1].
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE HE WAS RAPED < Gay rabbit false flag.
No that wasn't poog.
Theories
Raped
The origin of this is quite strange, but actually began when somebody posted a thread with a GIF of a chinchilla which was supposedly getting raped, having a seizure, dying, or a combination of the three in a box. Within this thread a 'teen talked about a chinchilla he once bought from an animal convention which died within days, because unknown to the 'teen, the chinchilla was suffering from a rectal prolapse, which immediately prompted other 'teens to accuse the owner of chinchilla anal rape. After this was admitted, the 'teen decided to post the first images of Poog which he got from the same convention, but since there was already discussion of animal rape and anal prolapses from other 'teens in the thread already, the 'teens then accused this 'teen of possibly raping Poog and his other pets as well. This then prompts him to post images of Poog to show his well being.[1]
Rectal prolapses are actually relatively common in chinchillas, because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass.
Rabbits are inherently trans, as are their owners.
How gay and dumb rabbits are:
Rabbits, especially the average ones that you can find at ACE hardware for 15$ bucks a pop, are painfully uninteresting. The most exciting thing about them, is whenever those idiots run across the street and under the tire of your car.
Actually:
I actually ran over some baby rabbits when I was cutting grass the other day. I decided it was a waste to just let them die, so I skinned the hides off of them.
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The hides I got from running over a couple babby rabbits while I was cutting grass. What a couple retards, lol.
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Look! Poog's dressing up as a dumb baby rabbit! LOL!
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Lol
