Poopson

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

	This page is being censored
	This page has been subject to a censorship campaign. Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.

A screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.

Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024, possibly during brimstone winter. This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly inciting the 4th Soyvil War in an event known as the Pitfall Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and try to convince them that it's a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not! It is hoped that the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or great user, and brings hope and serenity upon all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!

Observations

Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, is facing forward, and has an open mouth. It also appears to have some grey stubble. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 GET and why this variant was so niggerstone.

It has been blurred due to its extreme repulsiveness, and the thread reached 800+ replies until jannies deleted it because a 'teen livestreams xer suicide. It is implied that this brimstone will be so terrible that it can cause people to commit suicide, a testament to its almost-supernatural strength.

It might be the first and only example of coal 2, a type of coal stronger in magnitude than the current super vantablack gravestone on the 'ru This is the type of coal that would almost directly prove the existence of Nigger Hell, and perhaps draw limited intervention from the CIA to muddy the waters.

It can only be hoped that the gem that saved the sharty is an example of gem 2, and completely kills of Poopson.

The Redditification of Poopson Lore

Recently, 'teens seeking refuge from Reddit have been adding dog shit onto Poopson lore by the truckloads. They are trying way too hard, are incompatible with the original details of Poopson, and will turn him into the backrooms and drive it into the ground before the real one is even revealed. Their attempts should be shamed, laughed at, and then they should be driven back to Reddit. All further backrooms-tier lore corruptions shall be ignored on the sharty and kept off of the wiki unless for the purpose of shaming and ridicule.

FALSE POOPSONS

An example of a false poopson. also known as NAP

There has been many fake and false poopsons after the word of poopson has been announced. Most where made by poopsoncord, trolls, or [REDACTED] to trick users Any "poopson" you see is NOT poopson. He will only be released in early 2024.

More lore?

theres more lore but some autist keeps on deleting them so you gotta check the revisions to see them sadly