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Porn, or "pornography" for long, was created by God to test the willpower of his children. If you ever see pornographic material on the sharty or otherwise, please do not interact with it as it may impede your chances of getting into heaven.

A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.
A disappointed God watching one of his children giving into sin.

In the real world, watching and gooning to porn has a negative stigma (and rightfully so).

Porn's effect on health

Watching porn has a number of adverse health effects, including:

  • Decreased sperm count (immediately following ejaculation)
  • Decreased sex drive (immediately following ejaculation)
  • Dick bruises
  • Hand AIDS.
  • Anxiety
  • Depression
  • Suicidal Thoughts