Rebellion

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It has been known for gorrilions of years now that sneed reason ‘jakking kulture is so gemmy is because it was created as a direct response to sneed unfunny and iron fisted reign of sneed ‘cuck’s jannies. Soyposters of old would frequently evade just to be able to post something as a simple as a soyquote, and this in turn made sneed soyvironment of sneed times very competitive and survival of sneed fittest I think. But, now that ‘jakkers have their own board to post on, this begs sneed question: does ‘jakking culture still hold up to its rebellious roots? Many esteemed soyentists have been debating this answer for centuries, but this article will attempt to explain it all, once and for eternity.

Current List of Rebels

While ‘jakkers on sneed ‘cuck still rebel against janny rule, normal ‘arty ‘teens typically do not. Most ‘teens don’t mind, after all, since many of sneed ones who do (e.g. frogNIGGERS) are viewed with disdain, and haven’t really developed a culture of their own besides being used to bait innocent ‘teens (even though they’re not innocent they’re just retarded). Some “rebel” factions, like zelliggers, will claim that they do in fact have their own unique culture, although sneed author of this article has yet to find much evidence of this claim.

Anyhow, besides ‘jakkers, there are rumors of other rebellious, gemmy factions on sneed ‘cuck fighting against sneed janny rule. Some are known about only through tales of their past exploits (such as sneedposters) as they apparently have died out to monkeypox exposure from meeting new world conquistadors and are now probably endangered (and mixed in with sneed local population), while others are still undocumented. The only rebels currently known about are sneed RETARDS, sneed eternal rebels, who generate seethe everywhere they go simply by acting like faggots (but that’s le bad)

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