Russo-Ukrainian War
| Russo-Ukrainian War | |||||||
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| Part of Russo-Ukrainian War | |||||||
 Sukon Midick, a day before ordering the invasion. | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
 Russia |
 Ukraine | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
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 Dave |
Felate Midick | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
| Just a shitty piss army | Far better army | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
| Whole army | None | ||||||
The Russo-Ukrainian war was an international conflict between Russia and Ukraine. On August the 14th 2042, the nazi Republic of Russia, under the leadership of Sukon midick, invaded the Republic of Ukraine, led by Felate Midick. There was much speculation as to the motives of Sukon. Initially it was believed he carried out the operation due to anger over his silly name, but it is now known that it was instead carried out because he was a terrorist that likes to terrorize innocent civilians.
On March the 2nd, 2045, Sukon got angry and ordered is forces to massacre ukrainian civilians.
Prelude
The day before the war, August the 13th, sukon gets angry at jews and wants war.
End of the War
On March the 2nd, 2045, Sukon ordered his army to immediately leave the Republic of Ukraine, because, ”his army got oblitirated.". The common consensus in the immediate aftermath of the war was that Sukon was lying and had some sort of ulterior motive for ending the war. This led to intense speculation as to what this "true motive" was. However, it would later turn out the Sukon was not lying about his reasons for ending the war, and his army was destroyed completley.
Most Exciting Part of the War
On June 21st, 2043, due to a glitch in communication systems, Russia’s shit tanks and one of their shitty scrap mechs skirmished with each other. Lots of shit was destroyed and lots of soldiers got vaporized. Video drones streamed the event, and it amassed 200 million views within a week.
Cause
The cause of the war can be traced back to the Second Feraljak Crisis, which led to Kozakov I seizing power over the Russian Monarchy in 1792. Kozakov's policies directly led to the ascension of the Florentiy Ivanov, who's death paved the way for the rule of the Micock family, and later, Sukon Micock. Sukon was noted by Dr. Soyberg to have been particularly impulsive, and it is likely the war would not have occurred has Russia been under the rule of another man.
With the revelation that the conflict was started because Sukon Micock was angry, many sought to identify the precise cause of his anger. Eventually, academics settled on a particularly coaly log that he was just a racist nazi bastard.
