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| {{Infobox illness
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| |name=Schizophrenia
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| |image=Soy634.png
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| |caption=A common soyllucination (soy hallucination)
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| |symptoms= Psoychosis, hallucinations, demonic possession, delusions, and erratic thinking
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| |treatment = * Meds
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| * Eating the bugs
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| * Blogposting
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| |frequency = [REDACTED]
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| }}
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| '''Schizophrenia''' is a fictitious mental illness characterized by abnormal behavior and misrepresentation of reality. Common symptoms include psychosis, hallucinations, delusions, and erratic thinking. The federal elves inside my microwave say schizophrenia is a common disorder in soy posters and those suffering under it will make it very clear that they are a schizo. "Schizoposting" usually results in the derailment of threads and unwarranted political discussion as schizos [[Covid-19|see connections in everything to vast conspiracies]], [[Datamining|believe that they are being tracked by various entities]], or [[Lee|have a personal vendetta against an insignificant or irrelevant subject]]. Users who encounter schizoposters will usually tell them to take their [[Meds|medication]] {{CitationNeeded|because t-they're supposed to... okay?!?}} and [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] who get officially diagnosed with the disorder are usually sent to the [[Mental Asylum|asylum]]. [[x/|/x/]] is commonly known as [[4chan]] schizo central, but the population of schizos has been growing on boards such as [[pol/|/pol/]] and [[int/|/int/]], and even hobby boards like [[tv/|/tv/]], /v/, and [[A/|/a/]].
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| == Treatment==
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| *Taking your [[meds]]
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| *Eating the bugs
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| *Blogposting
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| *Owning nothing
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Self-insert syndrome]]
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| *[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]]
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| *[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]]
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| [[Category:Mental_health]]
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| [[Category:TRVTH]]
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Revision as of 21:14, 5 September 2023