Science

Science is the de-facto religion of North America and Western Europe. Roughly 20% of the population of these countries pledge themselves to the Science.

Beliefs

The religion of Science dictates that the Earth is in fact a ball floating in mid-air, and that an force called "gravity" is what keeps the Australians from falling off.

Science preaches that life is utterly meaningless, and that we ought to all just kill ourselves.

Practices

Many rituals are done by Science worshippers, the most famous being: killing babies, stabbing new-borns, taking meds and buying from conglomerates. It is believed that if these are not done then the North Pole will stop being ice, flooding everything.

History

It is unknown at what point Science gained control, but by 2020 Science was expected to be unquestioned by civilians.

Hierarchy

Billionaires the the ruling elite of Science. Despite their usual lack of formal scientific training their word is unquestionable.

The second most powerful members of the hierarchy are priests called "Scientists". These Scientists often claim that they have evidence. The evidence however is usually in the form of long, meaningless lists of numbers and some diagrams, or contradicting photos of Earth from "space".

The lowest class of religious leaders are soy boys. The soy boys use shaming and ostracization tactics in order to force civilians into bowing before the religion.