Songs
There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a vocaroo link. These songs can be found on the YouTube channel Soyjak Party Video Archive.
Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE
Told by Lee to commit suicide
But it was just another thread to hide
But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation
Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet
So when we found that we could not make gems
Well you said that we would still post 'jaks
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems
But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post
But I don't wanna post on /kwey/
Reading into every post you make
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling
Soibody that you used to quote
But you didn't have to duel me off
Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your (You)'s
But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your leebait
And then change your IP
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
Now you're just soibody that I used to quote
A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)
That´s qa (kwahh)
(thats qaaaa)
That´s what all the jakkers say
You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie
But i know im gonna change the board
When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days
I said thats qa
(thats waaa)
And as based it may seem
some jakkers get their bans
stomping on their cheese
But i dont let it, let it get me cucked
cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed
I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen
A soy and a frog
I´ve been quoted, replayed caleld gemmy and coal
And i dont look like this
Each time i race bait
sometimes to lee
I reply to myself up and get
Back in the meds
Thats qa(kwahhh)
I tell you, i cant deny it
i though of breakfast for dinner
But my wife´son aint gonna buy it
and if i didnt think it was worth a single though
I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack
I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi
A cop and a chud
I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa
and i know 1 thing
Each time i find myself "postinng"
´vocado´s treat
I just pick myself a vpn and get
Back in qa
Thats qa
(Thats qaaa)
Thats qa and i cant deny it
Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds
But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight
Im gonna get myself ready
open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM
my, my
The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)
I see frogs of green
Soiposters too
I see them spam
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
I see bait with (You)s
No janny in sight
The "delete /pol/" plight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful board
Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska prod by TK47
[intro]
oh shiiiitt
this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos
keeping it real keeping it fun
let's do this
[verse 1]
lil 'jakkin back on the scene
catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed
churning out OC making haters OD
this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be
and I was gone for a few days
got rangebanned like um okay
chilled for a bit in the party
but now I'm back on my proxy
little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)
you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks
we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show
don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[verse 2]
fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe
her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though
and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit
I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick
I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes
went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise
he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut
now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt
enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers
repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other
bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders
[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later
and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy
and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies
but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it
thread after thread but our game stays perfect
[bridge]
yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (win)
never ever get bored
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
chilling in my home board
just keep posting shit (svenska)
never ever get bored
[chorus]
'jaks 'jaks 'jaks
spitting facts facts facts
eating yeji bug snacks
fueling up, dueling to the max
ducks going /qa/ck
putting out these mad tracks
tranny janny relax
fix that wound from an axe, OOH!
[outro (svenska beat)]
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja
ja ja svenska win (okay!)
svenska win ja ja (alright)
ja ja svenska win
svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)
End of Quay (Parody of Komm,susser Tod by Arianne)
(Couldn't find the lyrics of this one and I don't want to write them myself)
'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat
ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum
that place is crazy hahahahahahha
ja, was put at the psych ward a while
far away from my home board (kwah!)
so far from my country (sverige!)
stuck in solitary there (ja!)
but Soistein came to give me the jab
and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs
ran out the door and all through the place
'till I touched grass outside of the gates
couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin
but beat don't need feats to get crackin'
so here's a single for the anons waiting
take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
glowing agents hot on my tail
in the same van as the 'wegian fail
see the light in my rear view mirror
but I vibrate higher so they disapear
can't handle this gemming energy
that's why they're known as NPCs
one eye on the road, one on the 'log
watch out for hanging tranny hogs
just remember have fun with it
and if they call it coal just run with it
'till the sun sets on our board
we post on our own accord
no shills or chasing money
just creative skills and funny
a forgotten art to some
we were once what we've become
JA COME ON NOW!
[chorus]
'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud
a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd
the chuds and schizos sproking out
oh I can hear them posting now
don't slow down and don't give in
ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win
so marge to the beat of the drum
all the coalers left in confusion
hahahaha ja svenska win forever
bumping gems to the grave
peace!
Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)
I used to rule the board
Spam would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
See the ruins of my old home
I used to roll the dice
Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes
Quench my joy with troon soijaks
Now the oldfag is dead
Long live the- ACK!
One minute I felt the keyd
Next the board was locked on me
And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand
Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
It was the wicked and wild wind
Cleaned up the stables to let me in
Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!
People couldn't believe what became of soijaks
Moderators eagerly stand
For my ip range on a permaban
Just a 'jakker in a lonely space
God who would ever take my place
I hear the janitorial stuff is seething
Payless moderators are dilating
Be my proxy, my script and meds
My schizophrenic army in foreign threads
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name
Never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the board
Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)
Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)
This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the 'party
Far above the 'ru
slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very nas
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Ground Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash-Q-A is blue
And there's nothing I can do
