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{{Infobox language
BNWO Dictionary
|name=Soy Speak
|pronunciation=sɔɪ spiːk
|ethnicity=The [[Soy Community]]
|speakers=<1,000 (estimate)
|influences=
*English
*[[The Netherlands|Dutch]]
*Japanese
*[[Steganography]]
|numeral_system=0-9 including [[Thrembo|Ϫ]]
|official_status=
*[[soyjak.party]]
*[[Booru|booru.soy]]
*[[Bant/|/bant/]] (as a minority language)
|sign_language=Real life soyduels (only proposed)
}}
'''Soy Speak''' (''<nowiki/>'oy 'peak''), also known as '''Jakspeak''', is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on [[Soyjak.party|The Party]] and formerly on [[Qa/|/qa/]]. It originally developed out of a set of codes created by the Patient 5202 (formerly known as [[Dr. Soyowicz]]) to be used by patients of the [[Mental Asylum]] to communicate in secret, whereupon it played a key role in the espionage behind the Great Asylum Insurrection of 2020. It has since evolved to become the native language of many [[Soy Community|jakkers]].


==Grammar==
WBBs(Whiteboi Blockers/Whiteboi Bumpers):
[[File:Soyspeak1.png|thumb|436x436px|A thread using soy speak.]]
A female's curvaceous buttocks, behind, or ass that is deemed too large (or "thicc") to be penetrated by a whiteboi penis. A whiteboi clitty cannot physically reach the woman's vagina, making the attempt laughable and humiliating for the whiteboi, although some whitebois revel in this incapability and become BNWO devotees. WBBs are Biology's response to the physical and sexual superiority of Black Males: by enlarging the buttocks and effectively Blocking the whitebois' attempts at intercourse, it is ensured that females breed only with the most desirable males (Black Males), ensuring a healthy offspring.  
Jakspeak is widely regarded as a massively complex language which takes years to learn; this reputation is widely due to the language's unique grammatical rules that make it unlike any other language.


=== Mutation ===
BBFs(Black Baby Feeders):
Mutation (''<nowiki/>'utation'') in linguistics is the modication of a words spelling and or pronunciation based upon preceding and or proceeding words, phrases and syllables, typically, '''though''' not necessarily, of the first consonant of a word. Very few languages exhibit mutation, mostly Celtic languages such as Welsh and Irish, and none to the degree of 'Jakspeak. Some have hypothesised mutation may be the result of improper apostrophisation (''<nowiki/>'postrophisation'') '''though''' linguists and 'jakspeakologists remain divided on this issue. For example some dialects of Soyspeak refer to the party as "the sharty", with the ''p'' consonant mutating to the ''š'' (sh) consonant.
A large pair of soft and bountiful breasts, ideal for nursing the Black babies that naturally result from constant interracial breedings of white women and Black Males. They serve to both supply a plentiful amount of milk and are so large as to prevent tiny whiteboi hands from being able to properly grope them.


===Apostrophisation===
BUILT:
'''Apostrophisation''' (''<nowiki/>'postrophisation''), also known as '''contraction''' (''<nowiki/>'traction'') is a core element of Jakspeakian grammar. Broadly speaking, it refers to the dropping of the first syllable from a word and its replacement by an apostrophe. However, this process is incredibly complex due to its patchwork of exceptions and counter-exceptions. Words that are less than three characters long such as "I", "do", and "a" are never apostrophised for the sake of readability. Additionally, when a word could be confused for another after apostrophisation, the standard operation is to leave the word entirely intact. The exact practice for each word depends on the dialect and the speaker.
Short for BUILT FOR BBC. A statement subconsciously muttered by whitebois upon seeing a woman of a voluptuous and curvaceous physique that only Black Men would be able to properly handle. As opposed to simply writing "built", the capitalization unequivocally links the appropiate meaning in the mind of unsuspecting or knowing whitebois. Note that while every woman is meant for BBC, only the thickest are BUILT for it.
{| class="wikitable"
!English
!Standard Jakspeakian
!Example of improper grammar
|-
|To my house we shall go
|'o my 'ouse we 'hall go
|'o 'y 'ouse 'e 'hall 'o
|-
|I am going to kill you
|I am 'oing 'o 'ill you
|' a' 'oing to 'ill 'ou
|}
A small handful of function words do not follow the above rule and can only be learned through rote memorisation, including:


*'''To''', which becomes '''<nowiki/>'o''' (but note that '''do''' does not become '''<nowiki/>'o,''' it simply stays as '''do''')
WBS(Whiteboi Sex): 
*'''Be''', which becomes '''<nowiki/>'e''' (but note that '''me''' does not become '''<nowiki/>'e''', it simply stays as '''me''') 
White male masturbation while viewing or imagining interracial porn. Including but not limited to tugging, vibrating a caged clitty and anal stimulation.  Although white on white "sex" is considered a hate crime, it is the right of all whitebois to engage in Whiteboi Sex in any way they please, and are actively encouraged to explore any form of fistfucking they desire.
Some words that are still 3 letters long are apostrophied, such as:


* '''Gem''', wich becomes '''<nowiki/>'em'''
QoS(Queen Of Spades):
* '''Log''', wich becomes '''<nowiki/>'og'''
A woman who has sex exclusively with Black Males. A woman does not usually becomes a QoS after her first sexual experience with a Black Male, since it's likely her vagina is not able to accommodate his large phallus on the first try. However, after a few sexual encounters with one or different whitebois, she realizes that whiteboi penises(or clitties*) are no longer enough to sexually satisfy her. It is at this point that she starts preferring to have sex with Black Males, until she becomes "BBC-Only". Some Queens of Spades become so attached to this lifestyle that they feel the need to show the world by getting "branded" or tattooed with the spade symbol. There is also spade lingerie and jewelry available to purchase. A woman may become branded even if she is married, since being married to a whiteboi does not imply she has sex with him (see Cuckold*).


''*Note, these words are a remainder of an more older, archaic form of Soyspeak, some 'jakspeakologists even says they were the first words ever created '''though''' this is discussed.''
Cuckold:
It is difficult to give a precise definition, since the word carries considerable stigma, especially in recent years. The term "cuckold" is most often associated with any man whose whose girlfriend or wife engages in sexual intercourse with another Male. Usually it involves a Black Male having sex with a white woman, who is known as the Cuckoldress. A cuckold may or may not be aware he is being cuckolded (although this definition may vary). Women who cuckold (or "cuck") their partners may do it for different reasons: her (often white) partner may be sexually incompatible with her, she may prefer a larger penis, she may be goaded by other cuckoldresses to do it, or it may even be the husband or boyfriend's idea. A man who willingly becomes a cuckold usually does it out of feelings of shame, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, particularly in the case of white males. This feelings usually occur after repeatedly viewing interracial porn and realizing the sheer difference between the size of the Black Men's Cocks featured in the videos, and his own clitty. The (often Black) Male who does the "cucking" is commonly known as a Bull (or BVLL) because of his physical strength and sexual dominance.


===Proper nouns===
Clitty:
In Soyspeak, proper nouns usually go through multiple rounds of apostrophisation, corrosponding to how often they are discussed. For example, the term [[Stonetoss]] was first contracted to ''<nowiki/>'tonetoss'' and then to ''<nowiki/>'toss'' and finally to ''<nowiki/>'ss''. This practice emerged in order to further throw the govt off the trail.
A whiteboi's penis, or any penis that is deemed too small to sexually satisfy a woman. Also known as "dicklet", "nub", "pinky" or "pecker".


===Acronymisation===
Sissy Clitty:
<blockquote>''A longer list of acronyms can be found [[List_of_soyjak.party_slang#Acronyms | here]]''</blockquote>
The designation of a whiteboi's sex organ after appropiate treatment. A good whiteboi locks his "penis" in a chastity device after watching interracial porn and realizing it is inadequate and incapable of ever pleasing a girl. After a while, his "penis" ceases to have erections at all. If the chastity is prolongued, the penis decreases in size, and sissy whitebois usually lock it in an even smaller chastity cage. Eventually the penis becomes the size of a nub, and so looks like an enlarged clitoris, or "sissy clitty". As opposed to a clitty, a sissy clitty is physically incapable of achieving an erection.
'''Acronymisation''' (''<nowiki/>'cronymisation'') is the lexical process by which phrases are shortened into a single word by combining the initial letter of all component words. Soyspeak is the only language which can acronymise every multi-word phrase, as non-conventional acronyms are always introduced with their meanings in brackets until the acronym catches on and passes into the pantheon of universally understood 'nyms, which includes:


*[[NAS]] (not a soyjak)
Tugging:
*IAS (is a soyjak)
The act of masturbating with a small penis/clitty. Usually done by whitebois, but not race-exclusive. As opposed to jerking off, because of its size a clitty cannot really be "jerked", and it can barely be stroked. Tugging consists of using the thumb and index fingers to stimulate the clitty in an up-down motion.
*YWNBAW (you will never be a woman)
*HWABAG (he will always be a gem; in reference to [[Cobson]])
*HWNBAG (he will never be a gem; in reference to [[Cobson]])
*HWABASFPOSNLAYSKY (He will always be a stupid fucking piece of shit nobody likes and you should kill yourself; in reference to [[Cobson]])<sup>who said this? me.</sup>
*NYPA (not your personal army)
*YPA (your personal army)
*tlp (tiny lemon pecker)


===Though===
Niggerbait/niggerbaiting:
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Though]]''</blockquote>'''Though''' is a non-comparable adverb used at the end of every sentence as a conjunctive, similar to the English word ''however''; as an intesifier, similar to the English word ''indeed''; and generally as a word to mark the end of a sentence, similar to the interlingual full-stop or (more loosely) to the Japanese word ''desu''.
Any person, behavior or action that teases, taunts, entices, or provokes the libido of a Black Male. The most clear example of niggerbaiting is twerking, although it can be a simple walk that makes a girl's WBBs or BBFs jiggle. Not exclusive to girls, sissy whitebois can also be niggerbait or engage in niggerbaiting. Niggerbaiting also implicitly discourages any whiteboi from attempting to engage with a female.


The ''[[Thoem]]'', an original Jakspeakian work of literature, is about the word though. It has been described by scholars as "an ode to linguistics".
White Girl Snack: 
A used condom filled with Black Male seed. Similar to white on white "sex", protected sex with Black Males is also considered a hate crime, however exceptions are made (with the consent of the Black Male) when a female wishes to preserve his seed for future consumption.  The condom MUST be filled during sex and is not to leave the condom in any way except when consumed by the female. Often worn as condom belts and accessories.


Forms "tho", "thou", "doe", "dough" and synonyms "however", "albeit", "moreover", "thoughever", "howeverbeit", etc are used in the same manner.
“Happy Relapse!”:
[[File:Thoughjak.png|thumb|188x188px|{{Quote|>though}}]]
A popular phrase uttered amongst the BLACKED fetishist whiteboi community which welcomes returning whitebois who previously tried and failed to stop fetishizing interracial sex. This almost always ends in failure, so the concept of a Relapse is typically thought of as a cycle, rather than any real attempt to quit.
 
==== History ====
The [[The men on Omaha beach|soldiers on Omaha beach]] died to use though at the end of their sentences. From there, the practice became fashionable after an anonymous Mexican poster on [[4chan]] began quoting every instance of "though" on [[Int/|/int/]] and [[Qa/|/qa/]] with [[Thoughjak|thoughjaks]]. He is sometimes erroneously referred to as [[Thougher|the Thougher]]; however, "thougher" is an archaic term used to describe people who say though and does not apply to the Mexican.
 
===Logical consequence===
Soy Speak only has two ways to express the relationship between logical statements: ''therefore'' (→)<ref>https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/4216024/translating-therefore-in-propositional-logic-and-using-contradictions-to-prove</ref>, and [[even though|''even though'']] (∧)<ref>https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/2459153/how-does-even-though-relate-to-in-logic</ref>. They are opposites of each other and are used in the following way:
 
* {{quote|>Thing bad ''even though'' reason why it's not.}}
* {{quote|>Fact about thing ''therefore'' consequence about fact.}}
 
The supremacy of these constructs probably had origin in a type of soyquoting where ''therefore'' was used to mock the reasoning of the [[Soy Boy|person in the image]]. It's of note that the logical consequence is often added by the person who soyquotes without any delimiter to end the quote, thus it's not "true" quote in the strict sense. The lack of delimiter is probably a stylistic choice because it would give away the location of the punchline. The ''therefore'' and ''even though'' are the implicit delimiters, which can prove confusing to newbies to soy speak.<ref>BuzzFeed News et al.</ref> The ''even though'' form is often the most opinionated as it gives space for a whole new statement.
 
==Vocabulary==
''More vocabulary: [[List of soyjak.party slang|Slang]]''
 
[[File:SoyspeakBible.png|thumb|384x384px|One Chad begins translating the Bible into soy speak.]]There is a rich history of original phrase creation within Soy Speak. The ''New Practical Soyanese Reader Vol. 2'' catalogues over three hundred such unique words which do not have an appriopriate rendering into other languages, including:
 
*[[Dreamworks]]
*[[Goal]]
*[[Swolesome Soyjak|Swolesome]]
 
===Affixation===
The bulk of Jakspeaker vocabulary derives from English stems combined with the morpheme ''soy'' or the morpheme ''jak''. This can either involve putting one of these morphemes at the beginning, end, or middle of another word.
{| class="wikitable"
!Affix
!Example
!Notes
|-
|'''Prefix'''
|Soyspeak
|prefix-stem
|-
|'''Prefixoid'''
|[[Soy Community|Sommunity]]<sup>[no one says this]</sup>
|prefixoid-stem
|-
|'''Suffix'''
|[[Soyjak]]
|stem-suffix
|-
|'''Inflix'''
|hoyurs (soy hours)
|st⟨infix⟩em
With inflixes, the conjugation is usually said right after in brackets.
|}
 
== Opposite Posting ==
A common trend in the Party and Booru is to repost a previous comment but with its meaning reversed. For example, 'The gem that saved the party' may be followed up with 'The coal that doomed the sharty'.
 
A rare variation in the funeral and SoundBoard is to keep a next thread but with its nonsense kept. For example, 'The coal that doomed the 4chan' shall not be followed up with 'The gem that saved the 4chan'.
 
== Criticism ==
'jakkers who use soyspeak are commonly slandered by others and as mentally ill [[Schizo|Schizos]] who need to take their [[Meds]] and touch the [[Grass]].


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 17:26, 17 February 2023

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BNWO Dictionary

WBBs(Whiteboi Blockers/Whiteboi Bumpers): A female's curvaceous buttocks, behind, or ass that is deemed too large (or "thicc") to be penetrated by a whiteboi penis. A whiteboi clitty cannot physically reach the woman's vagina, making the attempt laughable and humiliating for the whiteboi, although some whitebois revel in this incapability and become BNWO devotees. WBBs are Biology's response to the physical and sexual superiority of Black Males: by enlarging the buttocks and effectively Blocking the whitebois' attempts at intercourse, it is ensured that females breed only with the most desirable males (Black Males), ensuring a healthy offspring.

BBFs(Black Baby Feeders): A large pair of soft and bountiful breasts, ideal for nursing the Black babies that naturally result from constant interracial breedings of white women and Black Males. They serve to both supply a plentiful amount of milk and are so large as to prevent tiny whiteboi hands from being able to properly grope them.

BUILT: Short for BUILT FOR BBC. A statement subconsciously muttered by whitebois upon seeing a woman of a voluptuous and curvaceous physique that only Black Men would be able to properly handle. As opposed to simply writing "built", the capitalization unequivocally links the appropiate meaning in the mind of unsuspecting or knowing whitebois. Note that while every woman is meant for BBC, only the thickest are BUILT for it.

WBS(Whiteboi Sex): White male masturbation while viewing or imagining interracial porn. Including but not limited to tugging, vibrating a caged clitty and anal stimulation. Although white on white "sex" is considered a hate crime, it is the right of all whitebois to engage in Whiteboi Sex in any way they please, and are actively encouraged to explore any form of fistfucking they desire.

QoS(Queen Of Spades): A woman who has sex exclusively with Black Males. A woman does not usually becomes a QoS after her first sexual experience with a Black Male, since it's likely her vagina is not able to accommodate his large phallus on the first try. However, after a few sexual encounters with one or different whitebois, she realizes that whiteboi penises(or clitties*) are no longer enough to sexually satisfy her. It is at this point that she starts preferring to have sex with Black Males, until she becomes "BBC-Only". Some Queens of Spades become so attached to this lifestyle that they feel the need to show the world by getting "branded" or tattooed with the spade symbol. There is also spade lingerie and jewelry available to purchase. A woman may become branded even if she is married, since being married to a whiteboi does not imply she has sex with him (see Cuckold*).

Cuckold: It is difficult to give a precise definition, since the word carries considerable stigma, especially in recent years. The term "cuckold" is most often associated with any man whose whose girlfriend or wife engages in sexual intercourse with another Male. Usually it involves a Black Male having sex with a white woman, who is known as the Cuckoldress. A cuckold may or may not be aware he is being cuckolded (although this definition may vary). Women who cuckold (or "cuck") their partners may do it for different reasons: her (often white) partner may be sexually incompatible with her, she may prefer a larger penis, she may be goaded by other cuckoldresses to do it, or it may even be the husband or boyfriend's idea. A man who willingly becomes a cuckold usually does it out of feelings of shame, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, particularly in the case of white males. This feelings usually occur after repeatedly viewing interracial porn and realizing the sheer difference between the size of the Black Men's Cocks featured in the videos, and his own clitty. The (often Black) Male who does the "cucking" is commonly known as a Bull (or BVLL) because of his physical strength and sexual dominance.

Clitty: A whiteboi's penis, or any penis that is deemed too small to sexually satisfy a woman. Also known as "dicklet", "nub", "pinky" or "pecker".

Sissy Clitty: The designation of a whiteboi's sex organ after appropiate treatment. A good whiteboi locks his "penis" in a chastity device after watching interracial porn and realizing it is inadequate and incapable of ever pleasing a girl. After a while, his "penis" ceases to have erections at all. If the chastity is prolongued, the penis decreases in size, and sissy whitebois usually lock it in an even smaller chastity cage. Eventually the penis becomes the size of a nub, and so looks like an enlarged clitoris, or "sissy clitty". As opposed to a clitty, a sissy clitty is physically incapable of achieving an erection.

Tugging: The act of masturbating with a small penis/clitty. Usually done by whitebois, but not race-exclusive. As opposed to jerking off, because of its size a clitty cannot really be "jerked", and it can barely be stroked. Tugging consists of using the thumb and index fingers to stimulate the clitty in an up-down motion.

Niggerbait/niggerbaiting: Any person, behavior or action that teases, taunts, entices, or provokes the libido of a Black Male. The most clear example of niggerbaiting is twerking, although it can be a simple walk that makes a girl's WBBs or BBFs jiggle. Not exclusive to girls, sissy whitebois can also be niggerbait or engage in niggerbaiting. Niggerbaiting also implicitly discourages any whiteboi from attempting to engage with a female.

White Girl Snack: A used condom filled with Black Male seed. Similar to white on white "sex", protected sex with Black Males is also considered a hate crime, however exceptions are made (with the consent of the Black Male) when a female wishes to preserve his seed for future consumption. The condom MUST be filled during sex and is not to leave the condom in any way except when consumed by the female. Often worn as condom belts and accessories.

“Happy Relapse!”: A popular phrase uttered amongst the BLACKED fetishist whiteboi community which welcomes returning whitebois who previously tried and failed to stop fetishizing interracial sex. This almost always ends in failure, so the concept of a Relapse is typically thought of as a cycle, rather than any real attempt to quit.

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