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| [[File:Soyak.png|100px|thumb|right|Soyjak in high definition.]]
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| Soyjak, also known as Soyak, Soyjack, Sojak, Soijak (due to the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (due to the soy filter on 4chan) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, or Soyboy Wojak, is a high quality well drawn depiction of the previous meme Wojak as a soyboy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin"
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| == Early life ==
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| Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
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| == Likes ==
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| *Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
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| *Meds
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| *BBC
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| *[[Bugs]]
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| *Thanos memes
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| *Soylent
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| *The [[Science]]
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| *Fast food brands that support BLM
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| *[[Reddit]]
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| *Twitter
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| *Whatever the image poster doesn't like
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| == Dislikes ==
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| *[[4chan]]nel
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| *Chuds
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| *Bloodmouths
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| *Homemade meals
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| *Rural retards
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| *Shaving
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| *Transphobia
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| *People with negative Reddit karma
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| *Science deniers
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| *Science questioners
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| *Whatever the image poster likes
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| == First known appearance ==
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| [[File:Soyak original.png|200px|thumb|right|The first Soyjak image.]]
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| The original Soyjak (soyak.png) was first posted by an anonymous Swedish user of 4channel's /int/ board (swedish win btw). <ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref>
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| == Other Soyjak variants ==
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| *[[Markiplier Soyjak]]
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| *[[Soyjak Trio]]
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| *[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]]
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| *[[Impish Soyak Ears]]
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| *[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]]
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| == Citations ==
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| [[Category:Variants]]
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Revision as of 16:27, 31 March 2021
delete KYM page and restore Dirten or expect war
