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[[File:SoyWojak.png|250px|thumb|right|Soyjak in high definition.]]
'''Soyjak''', also known as '''Soyak''', (in [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish]]) '''Soyjack''' (common misspelling), '''Sojak''', '''Soijak''' (to avoid the soy filter on [[4chan]]) '''Basedjak''', (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) '''Onionsjak''', '''[[Keyed]]jak''', '''Soyboy Wojak''' or simply [[Soyjak Nicknames|'''<nowiki/>'Jak''']] is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic [[Wojak]] meme as a [[Soy Boy]]. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
== Early life ==
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
== Likes ==
*[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general
*[[Meds]]
*[[BBC]]
*His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
*[[Bugs]]
*Living in a sealed pod
*[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]]
*Thanos memes
*[[Soylent]]
*[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]]
*Biblically accurate angels
*The [[Science]]
*Fast [[food]] brands that support BLM
*[[Reddit]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Breakfast For Dinner]]
*Whatever the image poster doesn't like
== Dislikes ==
*[[4chan]]nel
*[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]]
*Bloodmouths
*Homemade meals
*Rural retards
*Shaving
*Transphobia
*People with negative Reddit karma
*Jumpscares
*Science deniers
*Science questioners
*Whatever the image poster likes
== First known appearance ==
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[/int/]] by a [[Sweden|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw)
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]]
On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref>
As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing.
== Other Soyjak variants ==
*[[Markiplier Soyjak]]
*[[Soyjak Trio]]
*[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]]
*[[Impish Soyak Ears]]
*[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]]
*[[Thoughjak]]
== See also ==
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]]
== Citations ==
[[Category:Variants]]
[[Category:Variants]]
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