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| [[File:SoyWojak.png|250px|thumb|right|Soyjak in high definition.]]
| | All white "men" are subervient to BBC. You will never please a woman. Black men own you |
| '''Soyjak''', also known as '''Soyak''', (in [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish]]) '''Soyjack''' (common misspelling), '''Sojak''', '''Soijak''' (to avoid the soy filter on [[4chan]]) '''Basedjak''', (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) '''Onionsjak''', '''[[Keyed]]jak''', '''Soyboy Wojak''' or simply [[Soyjak Nicknames|'''<nowiki/>'Jak''']] is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic [[Wojak]] meme as a [[Soy Boy]]. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
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| == Early life ==
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| Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
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| He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
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| == Likes ==
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| *[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general
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| *Capeshit
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| *[[Meds]]
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| *[[BBC]]
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| *His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
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| *[[Bugs]]
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| *Living in a sealed pod
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| *[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]]
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| *Thanos memes
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| *[[Soylent]]
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| *[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]]
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| *Biblically accurate angels
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| *The [[Science]]
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| *Fast [[food]] brands that support BLM
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| *Communism
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| *[[Reddit]]
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| *[[Twitter]]
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| *[[Breakfast For Dinner]]
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| *Whatever the image poster doesn't like
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| == Dislikes ==
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| *[[4chan]]nel
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| *[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]]
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| *Bloodmouths
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| *Homemade meals
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| *Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
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| *Shaving
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| *Transphobia
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| *Toxic masculinity
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| *People with negative Reddit karma
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| *Jumpscares
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| *Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large enterainment corporations
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| *Science deniers
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| *Science questioners
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| *Whatever the image poster likes
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| == First known appearance ==
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| <blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[/int/]] by a [[Sweden|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw)
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| [[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]]
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| On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref>
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| As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing.
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| == Other Soyjak variants ==
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| *[[Markiplier Soyjak]]
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| *[[Soyjak Trio]]
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| *[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]]
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| *[[Impish Soyak Ears]]
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| *[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]]
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| *[[Thoughjak]]
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| == As an art form ==
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| Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the [[trannies]], 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|chads]] and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result]].
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| == See also ==
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| *[[List of Soyjak Templates]]
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| == Citations ==
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| [[Category:Variants]]
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| <references />
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