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[[File:Jesse Cox soylent.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A bottle of cacao flavor Soylent, held by an example of its [[Soy Boy|target audience]].]] | [[File:Jesse Cox soylent.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A bottle of cacao flavor Soylent, held by an example of its [[Soy Boy|target audience]].]] | ||
'''Soylent''' is a brand of meal "replacement" products made by Soylent "Nutrition", Inc. It is [[Soyjak]]'s favorite "meal" and the reason why his testosterone levels are low, | '''Soylent''' is a brand of meal "replacement" products made by Soylent "Nutrition", Inc. It is [[Soyjak]]'s favorite "meal" and the reason why his testosterone levels are low, | ||
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Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have | Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certain properties that makes it especially loved by [[Soyboys]], the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak? | ||
If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of [https://archive.org/details/soylentgreen_201907 Soylent] [[Soylent Green|Green]], congratulations, you're onto {{Echoes|them}}. | If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of [https://archive.org/details/soylentgreen_201907 Soylent] [[Soylent Green|Green]], congratulations, you're onto {{Echoes|them}}. | ||
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* Banana | * Banana | ||
* Cafe Mocha | * Cafe Mocha | ||
* Cum | * [[Spadeson|Cum]] | ||
*Shit and Piss | * [[Scat|Shit and Piss]] | ||
*Brimstone | * [[Brimstone]] | ||
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Revision as of 06:10, 22 April 2024
Soylent is a brand of meal "replacement" products made by Soylent "Nutrition", Inc. It is Soyjak's favorite "meal" and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,
which[it just is, ok?] is[it just is, ok?] definitely[it just is, ok?] not[it just is, ok?] misinformation[it just is, ok?] that[it just is, ok?] has[it just is, ok?] been[it just is, ok?] debunked[it just is, ok?] years[it just is, ok?] ago[it just is, ok?]. [This section was written by a nigger retard[Because it just was, ok?], just ignore it and carry on reading]
Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certain properties that makes it especially loved by Soyboys, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?
If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of Soylent Green, congratulations, you're onto (((them))).
Even though it advertises itself on the fact that "complete ""nutrition"" shouldn’t be difficult or expensive." Its lowest price per bottle is $2.63. and the average soy bottle that most 'teens are familiar with costs $3.00 at the lowest.[1]
Flavours
Soylent has following flavours
- Creamy Chocolate
- Strawberry
- Vanilla
- Mint Chocolate
- Banana
- Cafe Mocha
- Cum
- Shit and Piss
- Brimstone