Soylent

This page is a gem.

A bottle of cacao flavor Soylent, held by an example of its target audience.

Soylent is a brand of meal "replacement" products made by Soylent "Nutrition", Inc. It is Soyjak's favorite "meal" and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,

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Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certain properties that makes it especially loved by Soyboys, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?

If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of Soylent Green, congratulations, you're onto (((them))).

Even though it advertises itself on the fact that "complete ""nutrition"" shouldn’t be difficult or expensive." Its lowest price per bottle is $2.63. and the average soy bottle that most 'teens are familiar with costs $3.00 at the lowest.

Flavours

Soylent has following flavours

• Creamy Chocolate
• Strawberry
• Vanilla
• Mint Chocolate
• Banana
• Cafe Mocha
• Cum
• Shit and Piss
• Brimstone

Citations

This Soyjak right here is consuming a large quantity of Soylent, leading to him dying at age 30 of basic nutrient deficiency.