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'''Soylent''' is a brand of meal replacement products made by Soylent Nutrition, Inc. It is [[Soyjak]]'s favorite meal and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,
'''Soylent''' is a brand of meal replacement products made by Soylent Nutrition, Inc. It is [[Soyjak]]'s favorite meal and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,


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Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certaint properties that makes it especially loved by the Soyjaks, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?
Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certaint properties that makes it especially loved by the Soyjaks, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?

Revision as of 13:48, 24 September 2023

A bottle of cacao flavor Soylent, held by an example of its target audience.

Soylent is a brand of meal replacement products made by Soylent Nutrition, Inc. It is Soyjak's favorite meal and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,

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Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certaint properties that makes it especially loved by the Soyjaks, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?

Flavours

Soylent has following flavours

  • Creamy Chocolate
  • Strawberry
  • Vanilla
  • Mint Chocolate
  • Banana
  • Cafe Mocha


This Soyjak right here is consuming a large quantity of Soylent, leading to him dying at age 30 of basic nutrient deficiency.