Soypocalypse

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Soypocalypse is a ongoing event that started on 14 of August. It begun after soyjak.party and jakparty.soy closed their doors to normal posters.

How it happened

• Red, a Kuz-era mod, former manager of the Party, and commiepedotroon, goes rogue and releases a "leak" which included IPs from the Party and staff, blanket rangebanning the entire Party and vandalizing the Soyjak wiki, all to advertise a 'cord where xe released said leaks;
• Xe was immediately fired from the Party staff and then from the Wiki, following an incredibly long and Looney Tunes-esque banfight between xem and another 'ki moderator.
• Doll posts that the Party is for sale, and it is unknown if a new buyer will be considered or if Mr. E will still go through with it.
• The Party is brought offline, likely a prevention tactic before cordniggers could DDOS it or spam it with CSAM. Discuss current happenings at: Sharty is down.
• The booru goes down.
• "Due to the massive influx of users and the lack of moderation manpower" (mass 'p spam), jakparty.soy is brought offline
• Now without a home, soyteens fragment onto niche splinter sites hosted by various namecucks
  • or teens return to the 4cuck for a uprising demanding /soy/ or the reopening of /qa/ through the flooding of all boards
• Max offers to buy the sharty for a lower price, with shitty ideas that will ruin the sharty even if he bought it, Doll declined
• When the nu-sharty opens some ‘teens go there too
• Soyjaks.party shows a message by Doll, announcing that he will not continue keeping the site online.

Soundtrack

• Badfinger - Baby Blue
• Falconer - We Sold Our Homesteads
• Candlemass - Solitude
• The Doors - The End
• Roy Orbison - It's Over
• Dj Shadow - You Can't Go Home Again
• Shiro Sagisu / Arianne - Komm, Susser Tod
• David Thoughie - Gem Cobbity
• Black - Wonderful Life
• Any song The Smiths did or whatever