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* КИНО - [https://youtu.be/aA-qT6TLHWY?si=Mnoc3xJ5pHcbAzgF Звезда по имени солнце] | * КИНО - [https://youtu.be/aA-qT6TLHWY?si=Mnoc3xJ5pHcbAzgF Звезда по имени солнце] | ||
* Ween - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5uyltRASHY I'll Miss You] | * Ween - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5uyltRASHY I'll Miss You] | ||
* Jon Bon Jovi - [https://youtu.be/MfmYCM4CS8o Blaze of Glory] | |||
* Any song The Smiths did or whatever | * Any song The Smiths did or whatever | ||
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Revision as of 12:39, 15 August 2023
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"A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Soyble scripture, the Bhagavad-Lita. Admin 6 is trying to persuade the Troon that xe should do xer duty and to impress xer takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Coal, destroyer of gems.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
-Cobson, shortly after the sharty's closure
The Soypocalypse, or Soymaggedon is a ongoing event that started on 14 of August. It begun after soyjak.party and jakparty.soy closed their doors to normal posters.
How it happened
- Red, a Kuz-era mod, former manager of the Party, and commiepedotroon, goes rogue and releases a "leak" which included IPs from the Party and staff, blanket rangebanning the entire Party and vandalizing the Soyjak wiki, all to advertise a 'cord where xe released said leaks;
- Xe was immediately fired from the Party staff and then from the Wiki, following an incredibly long and Looney Tunes-esque banfight between xem and another 'ki moderator.
- Doll posts that the Party is for sale, and it is unknown if a new buyer will be considered or if Mr. E will still go through with it.
- The Party is brought offline, likely a prevention tactic before cordniggers could DDOS it or spam it with CSAM. Discuss current happenings at: Sharty is down.
- The booru goes down.
- "Due to the massive influx of users and the lack of moderation manpower" (mass 'p spam), jakparty.soy is brought offline[1]
- Now without a home, soyteens fragment onto niche splinter sites hosted by various namecucks (like soyjak.fun)
- or teens return to the 4cuck for a uprising demanding /soy/ or the reopening of /qa/ through the flooding of all boards
- Max offers to buy the sharty for a lower price, with shitty ideas that will ruin the sharty even if he bought it, Doll declined
- When the nu-sharty opens some ‘teens go there too
- Soyjaks.party shows a message by Doll, announcing that he will not continue keeping the site online.
- The jarty announces they will return on August 16th, with increased measures against 'p spam.
Soundtrack
- Badfinger - Baby Blue
- Falconer - We Sold Our Homesteads
- Candlemass - Solitude
- The Doors - The End
- Roy Orbison - It's Over
- DJ Shadow - You Can't Go Home Again
- Shiro Sagisu / Arianne - Komm, Susser Tod
- David Thoughie - Gem Cobbity[2]
- Black - Wonderful Life
- Warren Zevon - Keep Me In Your Heart For A While
- Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again
- The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
- Johnny Cash - For The Good Times
- Songs: Ohia - Farewell Transmission
- КИНО - Звезда по имени солнце
- Ween - I'll Miss You
- Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory
- Any song The Smiths did or whatever
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230815005602/https://jakparty.soy/
- ↑ Tell Soot I love him very much: 'He knows...'