Soyvil War 3

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This page is coal. (You) WILL help by expanding it. Soyvil War 3 is an ongoing multilateral schism within the 'jakking community, taking place on the /soy/ and /qa/ boards of Soyjak Party. As of now, beligerents of the Soyvil War 3 include pro-zellig chuds, anti-zellig chuds and unafilliated discord trannies.

Conflict

Prelude

For several weeks prior to the outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider Ongezellig a forced NAS coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zeilig soyteen jokingly suggested that "Duke is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some

Battle for /qa/
Start of the conflict
The 'log at the height of the antizelliger attack
Pro Zellig Counter Attack

On Feburary 27th, during euro hours antizelligers made a thread calling for teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 the ongezellig necorbump threads. While at first they had great success with many 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3/4 zelligers with the power of nonsensefag necrospam were able to push back the antizellig IAS[1] wave.

Several hours later, the antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and colorjaks, leading to the board getting locked. Curiously, the antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused frogposter who created about 30 threads before the board got restricted.

Result:

Stalemate: neither side had fully reached their objectives so far