Sprokejak
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Name: Sprokejak
Threat level: Omega Dump Truck
This man's name is sprokejak, he likes Sprite/coke mixed together in a 60/40 ratio, but not separately. You WILL follow his commands, or you WILL suffer the consequences.
Fragments of holy text from the Sproke cult have been found in Sprokejak's lair, littered among bone fragments and knee-deep in toxic Sproke:
>You cannot stop it now. The Sproke surge is upon us all. Sproke will spill forth like a mighty tidal wave and destroy everything you've ever cherished. In the end, there will only be Sproke. And you will like it.
