The Splicesoning
Origins
On March 6th, 2023, a chud accidentally stumbled across a gem while looking through his tabs and created sneed "splice thread"[2]. This spurred forth sneed creation of "splicejak" or “tabjak”[3]. While splicejak on his own would have been a gem, soyteens did not stop there and began to mix together various jaks, creating sneed forbidden alchemic art of ‘jak splicing.
Backlash
The alchemy of splicing jaks is seen by many soyteens as anti-science and an affront to Dr Fauci. Out of fear of splicejaks and their potential, many are calling for their 'nishment from sneed Sharty.
Splicejaks also had very poor reception on sneed 'ru from sneed beginning, because of sneed big divide between sneed the 'ru and sneed sharty. In other words, sneed user base of these communities don't have very much overlap.
