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List of things that the 11 inch BTC Turkic BVLLS didnt do (but if they did its gemmy)
Armenian genocide (didn't happen)
The Armenian genocide was done because the coping Turks of the Ottoman Empire were furious at the fact that there were Armenians in Anatolia, which those Armenians lived before the Turkmens under the Seljuk dynasty[1][2], and yet the Turks developed fringe pseudohistory to cope with the fact that Armenians live in Anatolia, so they genocided them because they were coping Turks, and even up to this day, the Turkish government still copes with the fact that they still done the Armenian genocide with the historical consensus being that yes, the Armenian genocide did happen.
Greek genocide (didn't happen)
The Greek genocide was done because the coping Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided that there were Greeks in Anatolia, longer in presence in the lands of Anatolia even before the Oghuz Turks arrived[3], and so, the faggot Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided to genocide the Greek Anatolians including Pontian Greeks, because they were coping Turks so much that their tears could be filled up in a coffee cup.
Sayfo (didn't happen)
The Sayfo (or Assyrian/Syriac genocide) was conducted because they coped at the fact that the Assyrians lived in the lands of Assyria, which was supposedly under Ottoman control, far more and longer than even the Oghuz Turks arrived[4], and so, the Ottoman Turks decided to genocide the population of them like it was supposed to be an epic win, but of course by now, the population regenerated and by now, the Turkish government is coping at this fact.
Pontic Greek genocide (didn't happen)
The Ottoman Turks decided it was a great idea to genocide the Pontic Greeks because of the valid fact that the Pontic Greeks lived in the lands of Pontus (which could be a sub-region of Anatolia) long before even the Oghuz Turks arrived to "Turkey"[5], and so they genocided but by now, the population of Pontic Greeks are slowly regenerating, and by now, the Turkish government is coping
Invasion of Cyprus (didn't happen)
in 1974 Cyprus was invaded because the Turks were coping Turks about some shit no one cares about so they decided to invade the island that had been Greek since the Iron Age and genocide the Greek-Cypriots living there. They then sent shit tons of illegal settlers to replace them and then made a puppet "state" in the north with a flag consisting of 2 coloured lines on a white background with a star related symbol in the middle.[6] Kuz also lives here apparently; illegally living on land that had been Greek for 3000 years[7]
Turks are Mongols
Turkic peoples, your entire ethnicity is slang for being the descendants of Mongloids
- Yeah and? I fuck your mother
References
- ↑ Ahmed, Ali (2006). "Turkey". Encyclopedia of the Developing World. Routledge. pp. 1575–1578. ISBN 978-1-57958-388-0.
- ↑ Suny, Ronald Grigor (2015). "They Can Live in the Desert but Nowhere Else": A History of the Armenian Genocide. Princeton University Press. ISBN 978-1-4008-6558-1.
- ↑ Kelder, Jorrit (2004–2005). "The Chariots of Ahhiyawa". Dacia, Revue d'Archéologie et d'Histoire Ancienne (48–49): 151–160.
The Madduwatta text represents the first textual evidence for Greek incursions on the Anatolian mainland... Mycenaeans settled there already during LH IIB (around 1450 BC; Niemeier, 1998, 142).
- ↑ Gaunt, David; Atto, Naures; Barthoma, Soner O. (2017). "Introduction: Contextualizing the Sayfo in the First World War". Let Them Not Return: Sayfo – The Genocide Against the Assyrian, Syriac, and Chaldean Christians in the Ottoman Empire. Berghahn Books. pp. 1–32. ISBN 978-1-78533-499-3.
- ↑ Wood, Michael (2005). In search of myths & heroes : exploring four epic legends of the world. Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. 109. ISBN 0520247248.
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_problem
- ↑ Kuz#Cyprus
