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[[File:ElderGOD's last message.png|thumb|397x397px|A message left by a now deleted account on the original reddit bait post, almost 99% to be u/eldergod74's comment]]
'''Eldergod74''' is a [[Reddit|redditroon]] retard who was discovered by the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] after they posted some gay comment on a post on r/FowardsFromKlandma<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ForwardsFromKlandma/comments/12g190v/this_is_how_they_see_themselves_i_found_this_on_a/jfkbk5b/ https://reddit.com/r/ForwardsFromKlandma/comments/12g190v/this_is_how_they_see_themselves_i_found_this_on_a/jfkbk5b/]</ref>. (It’s worth noting that the original post on Klandma was made by a [[Soyteen|‘teen]] to bait redditroons into crying)<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/2793751</ref>
 
After this comment was found, a thread quickly started<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/2794555</ref>, where [[Soyteen|‘teens]] quickly found out that he is a pathetic fat unemployed 40+ year old american veteran<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/Anger/comments/q1hywy/scaring_my_wife_over_layoff/ https://reddit.com/r/Anger/comments/q1hywy/scaring_my_wife_over_layoff/]</ref> who wants to divorce his wife and jerks off to OnlyFans whores while still being married<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/125podf/guys_that_sub_to_of_why/je5y1ku/ https://reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/125podf/guys_that_sub_to_of_why/je5y1ku/]</ref>. He is also absolutely obsessed with race, having to insert it into literally everything he sees(Probably because he is brown himself)<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/yw7pid/how_can_i_criticize_a_film_like_wakanda_forever/ https://reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/yw7pid/how_can_i_criticize_a_film_like_wakanda_forever/]</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/11nono4/opinions_on_the_show_breaking_bad/jbonscv/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/10hpiwq/is_it_true_that_in_america_there_are_no_rbt/j5by1kg/</ref> he is still malding about getting bullied back in highschool and getting beat up by his dad<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12g1gmq/whats_a_sign_of_childhood_trauma/jfkddr4/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10ac38n/what_was_the_worst_thing_that_childhood_bullies/j43eiqd/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/xf6ejl/im_still_angry_over_child_abuse_and_bullying/</ref>. He is also a [[incel]] who has bipolar disorder<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/10gcf9n/bipolar_culture/j53xexf/</ref> and once threatened his ex's new boyfriend<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/110ozvt/did_you_ever_commit_crimes_while_manic_or/j8bf2bj/</ref>.
 
A few hours after the thread was created someone told him about it and he deleted his account.
 
He was handcrafted by [[God|god]] himself to be the perfect pleasurer of jigaboo dick<ref>[[Fact|Fact.]]</ref>
 
{{redtext|YOU WILL NOT SEND PORN AND SEX TOYS TO HIS HOUSE}}
 
{{redtext|YOU WILL NOT SIGN HIM UP TO EXTREMIST ORGANISATIONS USING HIS EMAIL ADDRESS}}
 
{{redtext|YOU WILL NOT USE ULTRASOUND AUDIO SPOTLIGHTS TO WHISPER "KILL THE PRESIDENT" IN HIS EAR ACROSS THE STREET UNTIL HE DEVELOPS SCHIZOPHRENIA}}
 
==Personal information(Not confirmed)==
{{quote|>Name}}
 
Unknown, but middle name is John
 
{{quote|>Age}}
 
49.
 
{{quote|>Location}}
 
United States. Near Tacoma, Washington.
 
{{quote|>Ocupation}}
 
Unknown. Formerly unemployed, got a new job last month. Former US marine. Believes he is a writer, yet has never published any literature [of value]. His passion is admirable, but his refusal to give up despite clearly not having what it takes to be a novelist makes him a bona-fide victim of early 2000s participation trophy culture. He was also in tech related stuff(Most likely the Gaming Industry) and worked for government he stationed quite a long time in japan long enough to fell for yellow fever meme.
 
{{quote|>Relations}}
 
Married for over 20 years. Has a child.
 
{{quote|>Appearance}}
 
Overweight. Was 6'2(1,89 meters) tall when he was a child.
 
{{quote|>Personality}}
 
Slightly above average intelligence, likely a midwit (105-115 IQ). Displays plenty of aspie speech patterns in his Reddit posts. Very poor self-awareness, but occasionally has moments of lucidity. Diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Expresses an interest in owning firearms.
 
[[File:1681048363342-0.png|thumb|His first appearance]]
 
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