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The United States of America is the greatest country on the planet and the envy of every other nation in the world. Millions of pants-shitting brown spics dream of coming to the USA to flee their shithole countries and reach a better life. The USA has been the undisputed military and political superpower of the world for over 30 years. | |||
== History == | |||
==== Early History ==== | |||
The USA started when a bunch of aryan chads rose up against the faggot king of Britain. The founding fathers then created the best government that the rest of the world would go on to copy. They then proceeded to spread across the entire continent in a few decades while buck breaking millions of niggers and kicking feather niggers off rightful American land, as well as effortlessly destroying Mexitroons and taking half their land. There was a schism in the country over whether it's a good idea to keep niggers as slaves, with the DixieGODS arguing that it is because it helps the economy and UnionCHADS saying that niggers should be sent back to Africa. Unfortunately, this led to a civil war and during the war Abraham Lincoln was brainwashed by the Jews into abandoning his plan to send niggers to Liberia. Slavery ended but Americhads all agreed to keep treating niggers as animals. | |||
==== Ameristud Imperialism ==== | |||
The USA beat a nation of swarthy arab rape babies pretending to be Europeans in a war and as a result gained ownership of many valuable island territories. Some retard with a defective arm made the mistake of ticking off AmeriGODS by trying to get tiny dicked Mexicans to turn against us. This blunder proved fatal as Amerigods joined the war and proceeded to kick ass. 23 years later, tiny dicked nippons made the mistake of ticking off the Americhads, and as a result got their shitty empire taken away and occupied by big dicked AmeriARYANS after we casually invented the strongest weapon in history and buck broke them with it twice. After the war, we started the strongest military alliance in history and subjugated all of western Europe under American hegemony. After the shitty third world communist meme union collapsed, the rest of Europe followed. A bunch of low IQ mudslime shitskins hijacked a plane and flew it into the twin towers, and in response Amerigods invaded and slaughtered millions of brown poopskins in the Middle East and took their oil. | |||
[[File:USA.png|thumb|Flag of the greatest country in human history]] | |||
==== Domestication of Niggers ==== | |||
Despite ending slavery, AmeriGODS continued to treat niggers as animals. While there are some libtards who genuinely believe in nog rights, today they are mainly used for political tactics. | |||
== Influence on the World == | |||
AmeriGODS live rent free in the heads of every other country on the planet. Everyone else consumes American culture while seething about how their country will never be 1% as significant as the USA. | |||
Revision as of 23:48, 21 May 2023
The United States of America is the greatest country on the planet and the envy of every other nation in the world. Millions of pants-shitting brown spics dream of coming to the USA to flee their shithole countries and reach a better life. The USA has been the undisputed military and political superpower of the world for over 30 years.
History
Early History
The USA started when a bunch of aryan chads rose up against the faggot king of Britain. The founding fathers then created the best government that the rest of the world would go on to copy. They then proceeded to spread across the entire continent in a few decades while buck breaking millions of niggers and kicking feather niggers off rightful American land, as well as effortlessly destroying Mexitroons and taking half their land. There was a schism in the country over whether it's a good idea to keep niggers as slaves, with the DixieGODS arguing that it is because it helps the economy and UnionCHADS saying that niggers should be sent back to Africa. Unfortunately, this led to a civil war and during the war Abraham Lincoln was brainwashed by the Jews into abandoning his plan to send niggers to Liberia. Slavery ended but Americhads all agreed to keep treating niggers as animals.
Ameristud Imperialism
The USA beat a nation of swarthy arab rape babies pretending to be Europeans in a war and as a result gained ownership of many valuable island territories. Some retard with a defective arm made the mistake of ticking off AmeriGODS by trying to get tiny dicked Mexicans to turn against us. This blunder proved fatal as Amerigods joined the war and proceeded to kick ass. 23 years later, tiny dicked nippons made the mistake of ticking off the Americhads, and as a result got their shitty empire taken away and occupied by big dicked AmeriARYANS after we casually invented the strongest weapon in history and buck broke them with it twice. After the war, we started the strongest military alliance in history and subjugated all of western Europe under American hegemony. After the shitty third world communist meme union collapsed, the rest of Europe followed. A bunch of low IQ mudslime shitskins hijacked a plane and flew it into the twin towers, and in response Amerigods invaded and slaughtered millions of brown poopskins in the Middle East and took their oil.
Domestication of Niggers
Despite ending slavery, AmeriGODS continued to treat niggers as animals. While there are some libtards who genuinely believe in nog rights, today they are mainly used for political tactics.
Influence on the World
AmeriGODS live rent free in the heads of every other country on the planet. Everyone else consumes American culture while seething about how their country will never be 1% as significant as the USA.
