User:Gem/Cafe coins

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One cafe coin. Spend it wisely!
The 1st bank of kuz (taken with my magical camera)

Cafe coins are the official currency of the Soyjak cafe discord server. Arcturus (the server admin) generously gives them out to sisters whom help him in his shilling operations. They can then be exchanged for a variety of fun rewards.

Inscription

The lettering on the top is in Latin and reads "nigrum tauri speramus" which translates to "in black bulls we trust". Inspiring words that all cafe sisters live by!

Minting

Cafe coins are forged and mass produced at the 1st bank of kuz, a massive golden statue of him. The bank offers large interest free loans to anyone willing to spam CP for kuz. The bank is located in cyberspace and thus you need a going in the 'cord machine to access it.

Economic crisis

Since soot disabled the name field and hired more jannies investors shilling and demoralizing has been harder than ever. investors are frantically scrambling to exchange their cafe coins. It remains to be seen how Arcturus and kuz will handle this crisis or even if cafe coins have a future at all. (500 cafe coins have been deducted.)

See also