User:Gigo89
ESL Derangement Syndrome (or EDS for short) is brimstone forced by a 12 year old indian ESL 'p spammer (unironically) and notorious offsiter who often uses this wiki to brag about and glorify his 'p spamming achievements.
PSA
The user in question, using the sockpuppet accounts User:Nico88, User:Gigo89, User:Niggersquid and many others, is causing LE BAD edit wars on various articles all over Soyjak.Wiki. You VILL help by removing any mentions of EDS, Captain Woomy, "Real Human Feces Powergap" and Kellyfag and disregarding xim overall.
To Do List:
Write a gemmy, version of this article for Soysylum purposes, complete with diagnosis, treatment, and symptoms. Intentional ESL would be funny. Please note that the original article has been published by a 'P spamming boogeyman. Make it gemmier than what xhe wrote for the original article.