Zelligaryan homeland

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A Zelligaryan homeland is the idea that a separate platform, specifically made for the needs of zelligaryans, is needed in order to preserve the orange race and achieve TOTAL ZELLIG SALVATION (TZS).

The idea of a seperate /zellig/ board (or a IB site) is as old as the sharty itself. At first /zellig/ was seen as just a funny concept, since (up until Kuz's abdication) zelliggers have been enjoying prosperity on /soy/ and /qa/. It was also seen as a dangerous containment thread, where 'zellig will be isolated from mainstream sharty culture (making it harder to introduce it to newGODs) and eventually die off. There have also been attempts at a few IBs, with little to no success.

Many AI threads got deleted during Doll's era. Officially it was stated that the jannies, who persecuted zelliggers, were doing it on their own will. However, this is speculated to be false, since too many rouge jannies were allowed by Red into the sit to be just a coincidence.

That was until Doll, Red and Max took control over the sharty and started to repress the zellig subculture by restricting the 'lig banner only on /qa/, 'nishing 'zellig threads on /soy/ (while allowing ponies and BBC enjoyers to run wildly) and constantly deleting the AI threads (which made gemmy OCs). Zelliggers could do little about this genocide and could only dream of a homeland, where they can be free from kikes, 'p spammers, troons, 'corders, furries, anti-christ niggers ect.

After the destruction of the original soyjak.party, zelligsisters, alongside other soyteens, started to migrate to other similar imageboard sites to establish a new home with little succes.

Eventually, soyjak.party was "restored" (into the form of soyjaks.party) and Froot was established as an absolute dictator. One morning, to the surprise of many, the 50 board plan was implemented, introducing many great honeypot boards (such as /TND/, /lgbt/, /ohio/ ect.). What's significant is that, for the first time, a /zellig/ board came into existence on the sharty. /qa/ quickly died off, as it lost its meaning of being a de facto /zellig/ substitute.

/Zellig/ during Froot

We won

Soon after, Froot introduced the board hunger games, where 'teens had to choose between two boards. The board with the higher votes stays, while the other one gets deleted and its users - 'nished for a day.

Zelligaryans preparing for Total War.

A total war had begun for the security of the hyperborean 'lig homeland. The first opponent of /zellig/ was /dawla/. Though a close call, /zellig/ eventually managed to defeat the muslims at the battle of Soystantinople, preventing them from further participation into the hunger games. Then /health/ came to the fighting ring. Even tho /health/ was a dead board, it was used by the anti-zellig teens as an opportunity to kill /zellig/ for good. The anti-zellig teens lost. What followed next was by far the bloodiest battles on the hunger games. /zellig/ was facing /psy/, the niggerweed board. At first the battle of Vierra was going great for the zelliggers, until the niggerweeders, with the usage of munt voodo magic, summoned a massive NPC army, boosting their votes up to 800. As the battle seemed to be lost, suddenly an army, comprised of all the oldFAGs who quited during Doll's era, came from the sky to the assistance of /zellig/. The votes became 1950:1867 in /zellig/'s favor at the peak of the battle. The fight got so bloody, that Froot had to intervene by removing the extra help from both sides and hiding /zellig/ and /psy/ from the main page. He recognized /zellig/ as the clear winner.

The Battle at Soystantinople

The Battle for Vierra at its peak

The failed troon attack

>Welcome to the new and improved /zellig/!

However, /zellig/ aslo got "improved" by locking the hole board and giving zelliggers the opportunity to post between two (formarly three) threads: Coco, Mymy (and Maya). The "improvement" (which literally made the board better) shocked many of the zelliggers and forced them to return to /qa/. With the disorganisation of the aryanzellig army (because of the migration back to /qa), many /raid/ers took advantage of the situation and secured a swift victory with the sack of Soystantinople. For now, the homeland of the zelliggers is in disarray.

After a 'teen asked for the board to be unlocked, a nigger mod decided to delete the board. /psy/ was made visible on the front page (eventho they lost). This stab in the back has shown that zelligaryans can no longer trust any of the new admin and the sharty. Thus, a zellig IB was yet again looked as a potential homeland.