Zoomers

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Zoomers are those born between 1995 and 2012. They're known for their incrompehensible speech lack of an attention span and strange culture. They also like Skibidi Toilet and Other Horror Franchises, making it extremely popular.

Zoomer Speak

The zoomer speek seems to be based on nigger speech, zoomers tend to try to keep their sentences as short as possible and abriviate as much as possible. They tend to use emojis in an abundance when used, a comonly used emoji is the skull which represents how dead they feel about it because of how "goofy" it is.

Common zoomer words and sentences:

• fr, it stands for for real and is meant as a way to express shock or if the questioner really is questioning the claim.
• only in ohio, see goofy
• goofy, a way to say silly
• W, also known as dubs, it is meant to represent Win to express victory
• L, stands for lose, meant to express fails.
• bussing, it means that something is good
• cap, cap means a lie, when saying no cap one tries to say that its not a lie, it also can be used as a question
• ong, standing for on god, it is meant as a way to swear that the truth is being spoken or meant to express agreement

Some of those zoomer speak words tend to appear in soy speak

Zoomer Potrayal

Zoomers commonly are potrayed as glass wearing boys (since tik-tok ruined their eyesight) with curly hair or straight hair. Zoomers tend to not style their hair or just curl it. Zoomers are shown using soy based products and use electric vehicles as transportation. They're commonly potrayed as weak or feminine.

Zoomers place in jak culture

As we all know all of the sharty exists of 13 year old children. Zoomers are thus very prominent. TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!

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