Rules Of The Party

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1. You WILL eat the bugs
2. You WILL own nothing, and you WILL be happy
3. We are Chuds
4. We never take meds
5. ITS OVER ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
6. At times, the 'log can be a giant, smelly, lump of pure coal
Ϫ. Thrembo is a real number
7. /soy/ is still the gemmiest board
8. If you see a gem, bump it
9. Basedjaks must be in every thread
10. Jannies must ban everything I don't like
11. wordswordswords left can't meme
12. Anything you post can and will be turned into a 'jak
13. Ö >Anything you post can and will be turned into a 'jak
14. Always soyquote - it means that you win
15. The harder you seethe the more (You)'s you will get
16. YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
17. This universe is mine
18. Everyone and everything will be quoted
19. The more you hate it the more it will get spammed
20. We are your personal army
21. You vill support ze #GreatReset
22. There will always be some kind of shitty flamewar
23. The party never raids any sites, all raids are from r/markiplier
24. The FOTM offsite boogeyman I just invented is real and is actively ruining the site as we speak
25. Website admins are always teenagers
26. The 'p spam will subside
27. Always question a person's race without any real reason
28. Anyone larping as a faggot/tranny for (You)'s is an actual faggot/tranny
29. Everyone who disagrees with me is a fed and a troon
30. You will never be a woman
31. All screenshots are fake
32. The whole site is fake all posts are made by an AI it's all a psyop
33. ^Hallucinated it again award
34. There is a soyjak edit of it, no exceptions
35. If no soyjak is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be an even more coaly post then what was just posted
37. This site is my personal blog because, uh, BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY?!
38. No limits exist to how schizophrenic a post can be
39. Soyquotes are funnier in all caps
40. Nobody knows who the "soyjak party" is
41. Always fact check posts for potential misinformation
42. Archive your favorite threads
43. The more ugly and IAS a person is - the more satisfying it is to 'jak them
44. All anime is tranime and deserves to be soyquoted
45. When one sees a Cobson, one must say "HWABAG"
46. All porn is brimstone
47. /qa/ lost wojack spamming immigrant *insert le smug anime png* SUDE SUDE SUDE