The Sopranos

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woke up this morning, gotta go the deli and sit around with other fat wops and discuss the "score". Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one to go the deli and sit around with other fat wops and discuss the "score". She said you're one in a million, you gotta go to the deli to shine, but you're a fat wop with a blue moon in your eyes

The Sopranos, also known as The Soypranos and 25 Minutes of Boring Family Drama and then 25 Minutes of Fat Wops Sitting Around In A Deli And Talking About "The Score" Oh and Also a Scene or Two of Tony Going To Therapy Thrown In There is a 1999 genre-defying, bone-chilling, atmospheric slowburn kino television show in which New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano has a panic attack and collapses after a flock of heckin wholseomerino 100 ducks leave his swimming pool, leading to him discovering that he is, in fact, a soyjak. Unable to cope with being soy, Tony reluctantly starts seeing a therapist. Much of the conflict of the series revolves around Tony keeping these therapy sessions hidden from his crime family as the other mafiaGODS would perceive him as weak and whack him. In addition, Tony also has to carefully balance his home life so his wife Carmela doesnt leave him and take the kids even doe tony has the most annoying kids in the world. The Sopranos, much like its reddit ripoff Breaking Bad, has been the subject of many /tv/ and sharty threads.

In 'jakking culture

There is a soyjak of Tony Soprano, but it is considered to be coally by most.^{[it just is, ok?]}

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