Thumbnail scramble

Thumbnail scrambles are a precious mineral found in Soot-era sediment. Also called thumbnail glitches the formations show a high-degree of variance, with luck, crystalizing in interesting patterns and unpredictable deformations of the base rock. For this reason, many users consider these artifacts gemstones, and some of the most iconic soyjak gifs are thumbnail scrambleralds. Carbon-2×Ϫ dating has precised a vein to May 15 of 2022^[1], but they've also originated in much older, deeper stratum dated to [DROPPED TABLE].

Soot incompetence seems to have been the enviromental pre-condition, but the exact mechanism for the mineral formation of scramberalds is a mystery. No synthetic scramblejaks exist. That narrow geological window has produced only a small number of scramblejakeralds thus, each specimen passes hands with mutual understanding of its uniqueness and incalculable value.^[2] Soot is convicted around the globe for crimes against Science for making unreproducible gifs.