User:Kekistaniwarrior

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geg

Kekistaniwarrior, best known for namefagging on a bald man with glasses website, also known as Gegistaniwarrior, Kekistani420420, Kekistani, or simply Geg is a regular on soyjak.party and has made a couple of edits on the 'ki and elsewhere, and has organized and participated in a small number of raids. Xhe has also (unsuccessfully) harassed the administrators of the sharty to employ xim for the sharty (even doe xhe can barely differentiate between back-end and front-end developing). Despite all this, Kekistani is not banned for namefagging nor is banned for harassing the jannieGODs. Artistic interpretations of Geg is extremely limited with nobody caring about a random loser pretending to be important on a soyjak website. Despite this, some people are willing to interact with xim (surprisingly enough). Xhe runs a Linux Mint emulator and was actually enthusiastic to design themes for the sharty, but never got it to work because of technical limitations.

Kekistani
Rough artistic interpretation of Kekistaniwarrior. Extremely coally drawing doe
The Lord of The Gegs
Preceded by	Soot
Succeeded by	Admin Ϫ
Personal details
Born	Kekistani420420 January 17, 2024 /soy/, soyjak.party
Nationality	Jakkian
Political party	Kuzist-Sootist
Best known for	Namefagging on soyjak.party (in the past), raiding Habbo that one time, making coally soyjak variants

Born to an interracial couple, xhe is a mutt, specifically a mix between a frog and a soyjak. Presumably, the frog was violently raped by the soyjak and forced to lay eggs due to le hecking Roe v. Wade, and this niggermutt baby came out. Slowly Geg began to become more autistic and retarded, so the frog father had to throw xim in the trash and xim there, presumably because of the amount of 5G waves that were emitted. This is the first instance of autism that hasn't been as a result of vaccines.

Relationships

Geg has slowly soured xis relationship to people, and at one point became so autistic that xhe started to shut himself off from xis family and became heavily addicted to the internet, showing how much the internet can harm a child during the important developmental processes of childhood. Because of this Geg became heavily addicted to video games and regularly socialized via Discord, and as a result of Discord socialization, caused xim to be a part of Discord fag and troon communities and troon out temporarily (3 weeks), during which xhe identified as "aroace non-binary". This was a major setback in the Aryanization that happens during pooberty. Slowly, Geg started to regain xis basedness again, but nothing will heal the scars that is inflicted when identifying with troonery.

Women

At age 5, Geg kissed a girl during kindergarten (true story btw). This proves xhe is definitely not a virgin and scores tons of pussy every day. However, due to xis declining looks caused by obesity and general unkept appearance, slowly women started to despise xim, and 2 small groups of women each decided to lead xim on and leave xim once the fun is over. Obviously this caused le hecking depressions only caused by consooming meds and eating goyslop.

How to bait xim

Lure Geg in by making a thread praising xim, then suddenly post tons of coal in the thread and attribute the coal to xim. This is bound to make xim extremely angry, as xhe does not want in any way to be associated with coal and brimstone on the site. After this, you will see a barrage of slurs and insults as well as xis own coally soyjak variants at an attempt to shame you or something, not realizing that mixing coal and coal only makes brimstone, so in a way he is making brimstone on the site by responding to shitty threads. Xhe is yuropoor doe, so you need to post the threads at around 10AM EST to 3PM EST. And to absolutely make sure, you need to bump the thread occasionally.

Soyjak Variants

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Geg has made several coally variants:

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  Soyjak of Bazerk from Family Friendly

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  Soyjak of LoverFella

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  'jakkified movie poster of American Psycho