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== Post No. 950311737 & History == | == Post No. 950311737 & History == | ||
[[File:1689368446612.png|alt=Post No. 950311737|thumb|400x400px|The original screenshot.]] | [[File:1689368446612.png|alt=Post No. 950311737|thumb|400x400px|The original screenshot.]] | ||
Post 950311737 (Nine hundred fifty-million, three hundred thousand, seven hundred thirty-seven) will be the final post on Soyjak.Party's /soy/ board in the distant future that includes Ijak. It was shared on 7/14/2023 in /soy/ post No. 3892525.<ref>https:// | Post 950311737 (Nine hundred fifty-million, three hundred thousand, seven hundred thirty-seven) will be the final post on Soyjak.Party's /soy/ board in the distant future that includes Ijak. It was shared on 7/14/2023 in /soy/ post No. 3892525.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230715114643/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3892525.html</ref> | ||
The contents of the OP were as follows: | The contents of the OP were as follows: |
Revision as of 14:14, 15 July 2023
To be researched: Post 950311737. Can (You) help us?
Ijak (AKA endjak) is a bizarre combination of (presumably) Wholesome and a Colorjak. According to its unix timestamp, it is supposedly posted sometime in the 2040's.
Post No. 950311737 & History
Post 950311737 (Nine hundred fifty-million, three hundred thousand, seven hundred thirty-seven) will be the final post on Soyjak.Party's /soy/ board in the distant future that includes Ijak. It was shared on 7/14/2023 in /soy/ post No. 3892525.[1]
The contents of the OP were as follows:
One day in the future, the final soy will be 'jakked. The last one anybody ever bothers to make. What will it look like? Will it be coal?
After an hour and a few aimless replies (a couple mocking the OPs choice of a Reddit Greentext compilation for the image), a reply was made featuring the screenshot of the post with the caption:
>stumble across some archaic imageboard from the mid 21st century
>it has been dead for at least 2 decades except for the final post from some bored chink who stumbled across it 8 years before
the last 'teen?
Post contents
Attached Image
File Properties
- The file depicted in the screenshot is a w6m file, a type which does not exist in present day.
- The file's image unix timestamp is 2306931946074a. Unlike timestamps of present day, a letter is affixed to the end of it.
- By putting the filename through a Unix timestamp translator, we can find the upload date of the image, which is February 7th, 2043, at 2:25 PM. This can be used to also determine the date of the screenshot, where the post appears to be 8 years old. thus the screenshot was taken around 2051.
File Content
The attached file depicts a Soyjak. This figure seems to derive from the wholesomejak template and shows qualities of colorjaks. His eyes have been modified The Soyjak has a distinct nose that curves downward and the frames of the glasses have no bridge. The Jak has a triple chin. The head seems to sit on a black cylindrical body with orange arms and small red ornaments or appendages.
A logo of unknown origin and a brown scribble sit beside the Soyjak.
Post
The post is written in Chinese. A machine translation outputs the following:
>I made this picture
Hello?
GUI
Information can be gathered on the graphical interface from which the screenshot was taken.
Elements
- Presearch
- Mglib
- IGV: this
Assumptions
Assumptions can be theorized from the screenshot.
- Imageboards themselves will still exist in the future.
- The filename having an "a" at the end means that either: the way unix timestamps work changed in the meantime, or it is the result of soyjak.party changing the filename, much like how it changes the filenames on posts with more than one image.
- The default theme will have changed to something that resembles Kolyma Dark.
- Most activity on the board will have ended around 2030
- Chinese will be the dominant spoken language, or the Soyjak.Party site was obtained by a Chinese owner or corporation, or was probably just found by some random Chinese poster.
- The Sharty will remain online for at least 8 years after its complete death. Assuming even the owner abandoned it, the server is automatically maintained through unknown means.
- the ukranian war won't go nuclear and the world will only get more and more brimstone