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[[File:Thing japan.jpeg|thumb|{{quote|>OH MY HECKING WHOLESOME ORIENTAL CULTURINO JAPAN IS SO ADVANCED AND CULTURAL AND KINO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [[SUDE|SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE]]!}}]]
[[File:Thing vs thing, japan soyjak comic.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>OH MY HECKING WHOLESOME ORIENTAL CULTURINO JAPAN IS SO ADVANCED AND CULTURAL AND KINO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [[SUDE|SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE]]!}}]]
'''Japan''' is an island country in East [[Asians|Asia]] that [[Soyjak|soyboys]] love to obsess over.
'''Jewpan''', also known as '''Japan''' is an island country in East [[Asians|Asia]] that katana-wielding [[Soy Boy|soyboy]] weaboos love to obsess over. It is [[best known for]] for its [[Anime|satanic troonslop cartoons that depict little girls and homosexuality]] and for being a major producer of [[Coal|coal.]] It is a cyberpunk dystopia where the average man has to wageslave 24/7 while the average woman gets trafficked into the porn industry by gangsters at childbirth.


It is more commonly known for its [[Anime|satanic troonslop cartoons that depict little girls and homosexuality]] and for being a major producer of [[coal]].
Jap salarymen are overworked and stopped developing mentally at around 14<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)</ref> so that's why they jerk off to [['p|child porn]] as a sexual release.
[[File:ETBsoyjak.png|thumb|{{quote|>YOU. WILL. FUCK. THE. PILLOW}}]]
It's also known for being an unironic cyberpunk dystopia where the average man has to work 24/7 while the average woman gets trafficked into the porn industry by gangsters at childbirth. Jap salarymen are overworked and stopped developing mentally at around 14<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)</ref> so thats why they jerk off to [['p|child porn]] as a sexual release.


[[Amerimutt|A certain country bombed them like 18.84 years ago or something]] and that was a good thing xweetie even tho nukes arent real<ref>they just arent ok?</ref>
==History==
Japan was founded at least 1000 years ago by some basement dwelling weaboo.


[[Fact|Japanese men and women are built for Big Nuclear Bombs]]
Nothing of note happened in Yapanese history until the mid 1930s when they [[Rapeson|raped a bunch of chinks]] and bombed Pearl Harbour, in response [[Amerimutt|america]] nuked them twice in the name of freedom (even tho nukes arent real<ref>they just arent ok?</ref>) for being le unwholesome heckin nazis, then the jewpanese immediately surrended. The effects of the nuclear fallout are still felt today in the form of [[Anime|tranime.]]
[[File:A victim of the tranime psyop.png|thumb|A victim of the tranime psyop. Every jap salaryman wants to be like this but they'd get disowned GEG]]
 
[[File:Partynuke.gif|thumb|[[Soyjak.party|PARTY HARDY]]]]
As of {{CURRENTYEAR}} Japs are facing extinction due to being [[incel]]s who can only fuck animu body pillows. [[File:ETBsoyjak.png|thumb|{{quote|>YOU. WILL. FUCK. THE. PILLOW}}]]
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:Thing japan.jpeg|Thing :(<br>Thing, Japan :O
File:Japansoyjak.png|A specimen.
File:A victim of the tranime psyop.png|A victim of the tranime psyop. Every jap salaryman wants to be like this but they'd get disowned.
File:Partynuke.gif|thumb|[[Soyjak.party|PARTY HARDY]]
</gallery>


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 00:21, 14 February 2024

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>OH MY HECKING WHOLESOME ORIENTAL CULTURINO JAPAN IS SO ADVANCED AND CULTURAL AND KINO I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Jewpan, also known as Japan is an island country in East Asia that katana-wielding soyboy weaboos love to obsess over. It is best known for for its satanic troonslop cartoons that depict little girls and homosexuality and for being a major producer of coal. It is a cyberpunk dystopia where the average man has to wageslave 24/7 while the average woman gets trafficked into the porn industry by gangsters at childbirth.

Jap salarymen are overworked and stopped developing mentally at around 14[1] so that's why they jerk off to child porn as a sexual release.

History

Japan was founded at least 1000 years ago by some basement dwelling weaboo.

Nothing of note happened in Yapanese history until the mid 1930s when they raped a bunch of chinks and bombed Pearl Harbour, in response america nuked them twice in the name of freedom (even tho nukes arent real[2]) for being le unwholesome heckin nazis, then the jewpanese immediately surrended. The effects of the nuclear fallout are still felt today in the form of tranime.

As of 2024 Japs are facing extinction due to being incels who can only fuck animu body pillows.

>YOU. WILL. FUCK. THE. PILLOW

Gallery

  • Thing :( Thing, Japan :O

    Thing :(
    Thing, Japan :O

  • A specimen.

    A specimen.

  • A victim of the tranime psyop. Every jap salaryman wants to be like this but they'd get disowned.

    A victim of the tranime psyop. Every jap salaryman wants to be like this but they'd get disowned.

  • PARTY HARDY

    PARTY HARDY

References

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-RF_IADRHs&t=330s (seriously? using sam hyde as a source? chuddies really do be stuck in 2016)
  2. ↑ they just arent ok?
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